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A Little Pandemic Humor I just asked a 6-year-old if he understands why there is no school. He said yes, because they are out of toilet paper. Wearing a mask inside your home is now highly recommended. Not so much to prevent COVID-19 but to stop eating. If you keep a glass of wine in each hand, you can’t accidentally touch your face. This cleaning with alcohol is total b.s. NOTHING gets done after that first bottle. Does anyone know if we can take showers yet or should we just keep washing our hands? You think it’s bad now? In 20 years our country will be run by people home-schooled by day drinkers… My Mom always told me I wouldn’t accomplish anything by laying in the bed all day but look at me now! I’m saving the world! I miss the days when we were terrified of Romaine lettuce. Oh, the good times… Whoever owes you money, go to their house now to collect. They should be at home. You’re not stuck at home, you’re safe at home. One word can change your attitude and one cough can change your life. ~Mistertickle' "Men need to hunt. She obviously understands this. She’s offering herself as prey. Not easy prey. But willing.” |
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Excuse me.....I need to get some wine
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That photo is one of the most sensuous images. Self confident and yet eager to give. very hot
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love it!! we need a little humor now. last one is very true
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I'm saving the world ma ! These are brilliant, i especially love the lines, 4 and 6 Life So Short, The Craft So Long To Learn
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Brilliant There were loads of great memes online, particularly at the start of lockdown. Loads of them revolved around drinking...
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Slave rick
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Great lines. Words to live by.
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i'll confess that i love women in masks : )
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Hahahah, funny! Love the picture! too.
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ali LOL Thanks for the laughs "Men need to hunt. She obviously understands this. She’s offering herself as prey. Not easy prey. But willing.”
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ali LOL Thanks for the laughs A life spent making mistakes is not only more honorable, but more useful than a life spent doing nothing. George Bernard Shaw Jenny
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