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Life...(something funny) “The most unfair thing about life is the way it ends. I mean, life is tough. It takes up a lot of your time. What do you get at the end of it? A Death! What’s that, a bonus? I think the life cycle is all backward. You should die first, get it out of the way. Then you live in an old age home. You get kicked out when you’re too young, you get a gold watch, you go to work. You work forty years until you’re young enough to enjoy your retirement. You do drugs, alcohol, you party, you get ready for high school. You go to grade school, you become a , you play, you have no responsibilities, you become a little baby, you go back into the womb, you spend your last nine months floating …and you finish off as an orgasm.” ― George Carlin  "Men need to hunt. She obviously understands this. She’s offering herself as prey. Not easy prey. But willing.” |
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I don't know about this. Puberty in reverse? Yikes!!
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Carlin was as clever as hell. I loved him too. I've got a friend named Carlin. I'll have to remember to ask him if they're related if I ever see him again.
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Carlin was a great. Howling at the moon and mal ad osteo.
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ali I think this is an interesting thought experiment.... A life spent making mistakes is not only more honorable, but more useful than a life spent doing nothing. George Bernard Shaw Jenny
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George was on the money with this on 
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I think George was spot on
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Benjamin Buttons?
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11/29/2020 5:10 am |
Yes. Let's have many orgasms a day
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I loved George Carlin. He was So Funny. "Men need to hunt. She obviously understands this. She’s offering herself as prey. Not easy prey. But willing.”
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