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**ON THE SIXTH DAY… ** God Creating Spiders God: Make it have 8 legs Angel: Seems excessive but OK God: And 8 eyes Angel: You need to calm down a li- God: Give it a bum rope God Creating Kittens God: make them fluffy & adorable like little furry hugs Angel: that’s so swee…. God: And put razor blades on their feet God Creating Mosquitos God: I wonder how I could get everyone to spray chemicals on themselves and also slap their own faces… God Creating Bees God: Put a needle on its bum Angel: Come on God, what – God: Make it’s puke delicious Angel: What the hell!!! God Creating Praying Mantis God: Make an insect that does karate Angel: Okay… God: Now make it bite her husband’s head off Angel: Dude, we need to talk God Creating Dogs God: Oh these turned out great. I’m going to want all of these back at some point God Creating Pandas God: Cow bears Angel: What? God: Did I stutter? Angel: ?? God: Take a cow and make it a bear God Creating Snakes God: How about a sock that’s angry all the time God Creating Alligators God: See that log? Angel: Yeah? God: Fill it with teeth Angel: Say again? God: FILL IT! God Creating Jellyfish God: How about an evil bag? God Creating Parrots God: How about like a tie Dye Chicken who screams actual words at you?  "Men need to hunt. She obviously understands this. She’s offering herself as prey. Not easy prey. But willing.” |
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God has a whacky sense of humor meant to humble us!
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Haven't laught like this in weeks 
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"And put razor blades on their feet".......now that's the truth 
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So it was a God that created politicians and lawyers. "One Big Sky Covers Us All Equally"
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4/6/2023 2:28 am |
smiles..always enjoy your blogs ty
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"Men need to hunt. She obviously understands this. She’s offering herself as prey. Not easy prey. But willing.”
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