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Where Did Common Sense Go In This Lifestyle? I know that common sense is now one of the most uncommon of things but I was tumbling around and came upon one of those wonderful little steps by step guides that are often reblogged zillions upon zillions of times. I understand that what I am going to say today may be seen by some as harsh and possibly even uncaring but nonetheless, I am going to speak my mind. So what is on my mind today is when it comes to seeking a relationship within the lifestyle it is incumbent upon the person considering ‘dating’ to use their brain. Attention guys, I am discussing the one that is on your shoulders because we all know that some men struggle to think with the proper head. Hum, maybe that is why there is such a proliferation of cock shots randomly rolling into inboxes as these guys see a meme saying “Send me a naughty picture of your intelligence” and since they are not the sharpest knife in the drawer, send their penis as it is bigger than their brain? Anyway back to my thought, the little ditty that caught my eye was one of those that expresses how to spot a faux d-type. Now there is nothing wrong with offering advice and thoughts on how to spot dominance and it is good for new people to read other’s mistakes, and learn from them, rather than repeat the same errors, However, the words of the comedian Ron White, “You can’t fix stupid”. There are times I wish we could just remove warning labels from everyday products to thin out some of the senseless that surrounds all of us, such as the person who needs the warning on their hairdryer to not use while in the shower, takes their hemorrhoid cream orally, or needs the sign at the community pool stating “do not breath underwater”. Then again, maybe that would not be a good idea to deep-six those warning labels as it would probably lead to a general breakdown of governments worldwide since politicians would start dropping like flies. Okay back to my thought of who are these people. Who in their mind would think that it is acceptable for a stranger to start a conversation by sending a picture of their penis? Did I miss the memo on how to meet someone while grocery shopping that proclaims it is good form to whip out your wang while complimenting someone’s choice in melons? I would be willing to bet that even the newest of newbie submissives know that the size, girth, or looks of a manchild’s baloney pony has zero to do with what kind of dominant they are, let alone what kind of person they are. Is it time we let anyone who believes todgers relate to the lifestyle learn this lesson the ‘hard’ way? On the flip side of this pecker problem, are the guys who think that when a stranger, who is supposedly a woman, starts a conversation leading with pictures of boobs and/or their naughty bits is a woman. Seriously guys, when has a woman you do not know from Eve, approached you, and lifted their shirt to show you ‘the girls’ while starting a conversation to get to know you? Online is not that different than real life here because ninety-nine point nine, nine, nine, nine percent of women just do not think this way. So Mr. Stunned-By-Boobies, when you get surprise ta-ta’s in your inbox, a word of advice, they are from a guy trolling to take advantage of someone like you because once you see kibbles and bits you lose their mind. Maybe these guys need to learn this lesson the ‘hard’ way too? So I am sorry but I need to keep being a dick and talk more about random Richards. People are warned to be wary of those who use a picture of their schlong as their profile picture or avatar. If someone is showing the world their wiggle worm, who believes a penis avatar, limp or ragingly hard, is a universal sign for wanting deep conversations, walks on the beach, holding hands, all while building a lasting, loving, lifestyle relationship? Oh, wait, I know, these people must be about to blow dry their hair while still in the shower. Okay, ready for a facepalm? The ditty says if a daddy does not give out rules right away they might be a faux dominant. Holy hockey puck Batman, what kind of crap is this. However, on the flip side, what person receives a few messages and thinks, oh it is a super swell idea to start doing whatever this stranger says too because we have had two hours of conversation about how great my boobies are plus his twinkie winky is pretty. I bet if these people had a break from doing whatever idiotic task they have been assigned, they would send an email to the Preparation H people asking if they could make it cherry-flavored, complaining it has not alleviated their pain but gosh darn, they can whistle well now. Lastly, this little jingle warns us that if a d-type is not interested in learning about the lifestyle and keeps talking simply about sex, they might be a fake. So what you are saying, is if a person has sex, sex, and more sex on their brain, that it might be all they want? Wow, that is mind-blowing information. I know it may seem uncaring of me but who are the people that think that if someone only talks about bow chicka wow wow and nothing else, they want to have a powerful relationship and not a hump and dump? Possibly the people who need this advice are just returning home from the pool, where they are on a first-name basis with the lifeguards, and are so thankful for the new sign advising them to not breathe underwater. I realize that all of us, myself included, have done absurdly stupid things, made huge errors in judgment, and thankfully survived. It is just making me cringe today that so many people appear to have checked their common sense into the overhead bin as they boarded a flight to Doltsville. As Mr. Gump said, “My mama says that stupid is as stupid does” and maybe it is time to back off somewhat and allow stupid to do whatever stupid wants in the hopes that it is a fleeting moment of ignorance that will trigger common sense to be reincarnated. ©TLK2020  "Men need to hunt. 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"Do not start chainsaw by holding blade between your legs" I'm a firm believer in natural selection and letting the herd thin itself, it helps keep from overpopulating the planet.  "Men need to hunt. She obviously understands this. She’s offering herself as prey. Not easy prey. But willing.”
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Maybe guys post cock pics for the same reason you always feature a sex based photo to your blogs. You know that little tingling feeling you get when you like someone . . That's your common sense leaving your body.  "Men need to hunt. She obviously understands this. She’s offering herself as prey. Not easy prey. But willing.”
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It seems When practising YOLO Herd commonality dissappears Caring butt for little Johnnie To find a hole go play in Has no thought about Anything else Man has two heads but only enough blood to think with one at a time "Men need to hunt. She obviously understands this. She’s offering herself as prey. Not easy prey. But willing.”
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your bright and spirited raking is delightful, although, being a; ahem, d.i.c.k., I find it arguable, or, at least not finished. Like, found myself just last night pondering, maybe existentially, on the cleavages and bobbin breasts exposed of two lovely human beings, Ms Heidi Klum and Ms Sophia Vergara. I may never learn, but I'll always want to. Thank you for your beautiful blogging  "Men need to hunt. She obviously understands this. She’s offering herself as prey. Not easy prey. But willing.”
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I re-read and re-read and can't stop laughing... thanks so much, M xxx "Men need to hunt. She obviously understands this. She’s offering herself as prey. Not easy prey. But willing.”
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I re-read and re-read and can't stop laughing... thanks so much, M xxx
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your bright and spirited raking is delightful, although, being a; ahem, d.i.c.k., I find it arguable, or, at least not finished. Like, found myself just last night pondering, maybe existentially, on the cleavages and bobbin breasts exposed of two lovely human beings, Ms Heidi Klum and Ms Sophia Vergara. I may never learn, but I'll always want to. Thank you for your beautiful blogging
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It seems When practising YOLO Herd commonality dissappears Caring butt for little Johnnie To find a hole go play in Has no thought about Anything else Man has two heads but only enough blood to think with one at a time
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Maybe guys post cock pics for the same reason you always feature a sex based photo to your blogs. You know that little tingling feeling you get when you like someone . . That's your common sense leaving your body.
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"Do not start chainsaw by holding blade between your legs" I'm a firm believer in natural selection and letting the herd thin itself, it helps keep from overpopulating the planet.
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This is a hilarious take on a daily occurrence. "Men need to hunt. She obviously understands this. She’s offering herself as prey. Not easy prey. But willing.”
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