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I'll tell you a secret. Most movies suck ! I watched some of the quick and the dead last night and it had some bright moments (sharon's ass) , and Gene's performance had some grit but it falls a little flat. Really I like Happy Gilmore better and it reminded me of a high point, a real life duel on the golf course. Tiger owned the top three places and it was on a match with John Daly that on one hole where Tiger bombed one from the tee over a water carry that Daly teeing it up had the weight of the expectant viewers seeing if he could match it. And not only match it he bombed it 30 yards past tiger. A truly memorable golf moment. Daly was like the real happy Gilmore and he developed an enormous fan base. He made you laugh and feel good just watching him tee it up ready for his drive. We need movies that can take you places, and some do have that magic. The parent trap with Lindsay Lohan boldly asking "like Annie?" Or we could go down the dystopian future path of a cruel but honest apocalyptic future. The early Mad Max stuff was what I liked best and the goofy chopper pilot spring from the dust made me laugh with joy. I'd been involved with movies and acting since my youth and certain things attracted my attention. Mainly my perverse touch on porn. Ideas about<b> slaves </font></b>in ancient times being at the mercy of cruel Goddesses took my fancy. Really my fancy was hard to define. If I could combine everything and put it all into one movie. The point is often lost on creators and they should rely on close critical analysis to stop them from making mistakes. I was looking around at the Mad Max set thinking I could do much better with the scenes and plot and decided to contact my old boss to see what she thought. She was a very single minded T, and you couldn't really tell what she was thinking, to look at her. A lot was going on in her head, and she was caught between her own ideas and the wants of her wealthy . I was paid for my strict code of silence. In one scene I remember the dominatrex showing her pupil the array of glass bottles and asking him to chose one. The castratex would be arriving soon so it was best that he made his choice now. He had to think about the size of the container and decorative appeal of the jar. A small one that held his balls compactly seemed really cute and that decorative facade on the glass made the balls look cute by not showing too much detail. I liked the scenes too and cutting to slow motion shots. One had a fantasy about cock whipping and it took a lot of preparation to get that done right. We had the frames per second rate set at the maximum as the bull whip tip met the penis tip. It was really exquisite in slow motion as the bullwhip tip met the languid and unsuspecting tip of the penis. The tip took the strike and a shock wave ripple went through the organ, as if it was a thinking thing roused into a cognitive reflex about the assault. When you flicked back to real life speed it was over in a milli second and the the cock was just snatched from the air with a sharp bite from the whip and the little guy smacked hard against the victim and rebounded with a forceful whack up against the crotch. It all looked wonderful in slow motion and the got what he wanted. A short personalized movie that could still bring a tear to his eyes long after being shot.            Imagine my surprise when I found out that my opinion actually mattered!  |
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I don't make this stuff up. Just reporting on real life situations. Imagine my surprise when I found out that my opinion actually mattered!
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The guy who plays Happy Gilmore is so obnoxious and not funny at all. I always feel he has some ulterior agenda going.
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The guy who plays Happy Gilmore is so obnoxious and not funny at all. I always feel he has some ulterior agenda going. Imagine my surprise when I found out that my opinion actually mattered!
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wedding crashers & the glory of womanhood I luv Adam Sandler
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All the Halloween movies are out now so I think I'll do The Exorcist......but only in the daytime 
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wedding crashers & the glory of womanhood I luv Adam Sandler Imagine my surprise when I found out that my opinion actually mattered!
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All the Halloween movies are out now so I think I'll do The Exorcist......but only in the daytime Imagine my surprise when I found out that my opinion actually mattered!
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