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virtualcuzi 52T
1671 posts
2/1/2024 3:51 pm
"Eat a little grass, make a little "woopee"!

I was troubled, the matrex was troubled and it knew its time was up.
The super quantum computers would work it all out.
It was only time before the drake equation for the matrex was figured out.
All the ways that things were being distorted would become evident.
All the rules that the matrex stood by, (that were misinterpreted by man and turned into religion) would be bare , exposed to the light of day.
How had we got it so wrong?
The k&d's joke stayed with me and I could see it on the animal faces that I was playing the game wrong.
I'd complicated it, and everyone around were trying to breakthrough with a solution.
Like I'd stopped to eat my hot chips on a bench seat outside the takeaway and a woman approached, a perfect stranger requesting my name and age.
The usual thing, ways to get acquainted were failing and it was just another warning that things were falling apart.
We'd somehow got off the beaten track and social manners were lost.
Partly due to people not needing eachother any more!
In the old days you needed help just to survive and the road, tracks were bad and it was a major undertaking to get anywhere.
Now the World was confused and a guy had to jump through an endless amount of hurdles and till not achieve the goal of life. To make "woopee" and procreate the species in an efficient manner.
Not drive 800,000 klms in a pointless exercise and still not find a mate. it's too hard !





Imagine my surprise when I found out that my opinion actually mattered!


virtualcuzi 52T
1280 posts
2/1/2024 3:54 pm

That's what the wallabies lived by, "eat a little grass and make "Woopee"" That's what their questioning looks were about. Why wasn't I doing that?

Imagine my surprise when I found out that my opinion actually mattered!


1benquick 71M
646 posts
2/1/2024 5:04 pm

"Do a little dance, pull down your pants, make a little romance..." the unsung verse from KC and the Sunshine Band's "Get Down Tonight".


virtualcuzi 52T
1280 posts
2/1/2024 5:27 pm

    Quoting 1benquick:
    "Do a little dance, pull down your pants, make a little romance..." the unsung verse from KC and the Sunshine Band's "Get Down Tonight".
It fits !!! Pure genius there brother !!! I remember a "drunk as a fart" now what was that song? Oh Total eclipse of the heart. becomes "totally pissed as a fart". Bonny Tyler at a guess

Imagine my surprise when I found out that my opinion actually mattered!


bdsmDOMdaddy 61M
4221 posts
2/2/2024 6:40 am

I prefer to smoke the grass then to eat edibles along w fuKn instead of whoopee!


drmgirl622 68F  
26175 posts
2/2/2024 6:43 am

"revved up like a douche.....in the middle of the night"


virtualcuzi 52T
1280 posts
2/2/2024 8:19 am

    Quoting drmgirl622:
    "revved up like a douche.....in the middle of the night"
Sky rockets in flight dream? I never get the words right.

Imagine my surprise when I found out that my opinion actually mattered!


virtualcuzi 52T
1280 posts
2/2/2024 8:24 am

    Quoting bdsmDOMdaddy:
    I prefer to smoke the grass then to eat edibles along w fuKn instead of whoopee!
Ah yes I was young once domdaddy, fuckin all night, smokin and gettin the munchies. A heroin addict told me it gave him super powers to fuck all night.

Imagine my surprise when I found out that my opinion actually mattered!



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