Blog : Almost got shot tonight...alot of whiskey in that tango..the road rage edition

7179 posts
8/22/2019 4:34 pm

Almost got shot tonight...alot of whiskey in that tango..the road rage edition

I was leaving the parkinglot of my local supermarket.
There was three vehicles ahead of when the light turned green..
Two vehicles went through the light and this douche caneo in a beater red pickup just sat there.

So leo..being leo beeped his horn at the truck

This fucktard holds up a middle finger and proceeds through the light.

I turn left and follow him up the hill.
Then dick decides to go two miles an hour..

We both turn left and he decided he wants both lanes and aggressively swerves between the two.
I bob and weave and dont give the prick the satisfaction.

I get beside him and roll down my window..
I shout wtf is your problem..
( remember i only beeped at him)

He shoutS back im lucky he didnt shoot me..

Really?..shoot me..the depressed guy..
Yeah that would have really scared me. I am so afraid of death ( rolling eyes)

SHOOT ME?.. the in an old beater car that doesnt give a fuck.

You may think your billy bad ass dude..
But there is alot of whiskey tango in this ole honey badger.

Ofcourse the then splits off and heads up the highway.

Well not before your got to scream a few choice words.

Road rage can be a scary thing.. i have gotten of a vehicle and stood toe to toe with people.

I am really not afraid anymore..

Shoot ? Who cares..bro.

To quote my favorite movie...the big lebowski.

This is why you dont fuck a stranger in the ass larry.

You may drive a beater pick up..you may smoke meth and be complete white trash..

But the next driver may of had a bad ..or a string of bad days or a lifetime of..
Bad days..

He may be a lil cra cra..

And you might be keeping him from going home to his vodka.

lucky you didn't shoot ..

Fuck dude your lucky you didnt stop that truck.

likesmatures 55M

4817 posts
8/22/2019 5:14 pm

And no this isnt me blowing smoke up your ass.

I am 50..statistically speaking i may have 20 yrs of life left with no speck of a retirement plan.
I will work till i die. Life to me really doesnt mean anything

So yeah you may think your billy bad ass gonna fuck with this guy in a small car

But

There is always someone worse when the mask come off..

To quote chris rock..
If you dont like the people in the front...you dont want to meet the people in the back.

This guy got to see the real me today..

And i am
Not pretty.

likesmatures 55M

4817 posts
8/22/2019 5:52 pm

Cause your boy isnt afraid of going to..omg jail.

I am 50.. there is little you could do to hurt me.

So swerve your pick up into me..

The worst is you lose your pickup.. my car is 15 yrs old..paid for.

I honestly don't care.

You think your white trash..

Bitch..i grew up dirt ass poor.. you have no clue what ive been through.

So keep on with all this bs.. you really dont want to meet the asshole that dwells in me.

Cause i am not normal

alwaysassertive 64M

8/22/2019 11:00 pm

I never ever lose my temper because when someone does they aren't in control.
If someone causes another person to lose their temper. That person has gained control of them.
As a dominant I'm always in control even when I'm trying to get my foot from someones ass.


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