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Robert patterson...as...batman I will preface to say that im 51 yrs old and batman has always been my hero since i was a . Growing up poor one of my greatest joys was reading an encyclopedia book on the origins of batman from the library For those unaware batman has no super powers..he has no armor...he isnt ironman...the original batman even carried a gun.. And yes he got shot and injured multiple times back in his early career. Yet batman is a man...never was it suggested that batman wore an armored suit.... Batman was supposed to be 6'2 250 lbs..jacked as all fuck .part ninja..part crazy mf er white dude..this was back in like 1950s. He was the original og..the woverine..the honey badger. Batman isnt fat..hell even back in the day he lifted Robert patterson may honestly try to be living down his twilight past.., But bro...really.. your 6 foot..maybe..160lbs... i was that in high school,, 14 yrs old my freshman year. I was not batman ..and now you want me to believe your.. My hero??? There is no suit..despite all the movie bs..batman does not wear this state of the art bulletproof bs combat armor... This isnt a japanese anime. ... Batman isnt some aged,blotted fat ben affect in armor. There is no suit that turns a glittery unicorn into batman... It isnt the suit..there is no suit..its a costume ..its fucking cloth..its been that way for 50 fucking years ..its the man ..he is Batman ..and a man that is just wearing cloth and staring down the crime in gotham...is one bad mother fucker You may pull off a good bruce Wayne...put batman is different.. it is like unleashing your inner demons. I seriously doubt Robert patterson can make for a convincing batman. At 6 foot 160lbs he has to be menacing.. And no that is more twink like.. It is the same problem that ruby rose from batwoman is running into...the average stunt guy is jacked to protect their bodies..these guys are batman sized.. 220-250lbs.. It looks odd when the star looks tiny in comparison to the stunt people,..esp when the star is underweight and cant even do the stunts with these professionals... Like rubyrose..who hurt her back trying to flip one of these guys. Im sorry..but quit buttfucking my heros...michael keaton..your a wonderful man, a great person from the Pittsburgh area,hell an original member of the pbs series the electric company... But it lead to this narrative that any smoe can be batman..just throw any fat white bitch into an armored suit Even in a bulletproof armor etc.. its like getting hit with a full swing of a baseball bat... A twinky dude wouldnt survive....a fat older dude in a state of the art " suit " wouldn't survive,. Hell 14 yr old me wouldnt survive.. But put a 25yr old me 5'11 190lbs of muscle...with my whiskey tango attitude..and we are starting down the road to being batman. You cant just be my hero...its not like slapping on some make up or costume... Your either that size,..or your not...batman is 6'2 250..he is the size of the rock. Robert patterson...your just not big enough.. To be believable... Im sorry but batman isnt some one size fits all diversity hired bs...keven hart..luv him to death..cant be fucking batman.. Twilight twinkie..quit trying to redefine batman,,, Your not batman..,fuck im not batman ..you bitch |
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Zonk!! POW!! ZAP!! I hope that might help you fight off that fake. Smiles lol Not to worry your Hero is the first one that you think of every time you think of BATMAN.
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