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likesmatures 55M
7182 posts
3/16/2024 4:50 pm
Almost got into a fight at planet pizza..I wish I was joking


I wish I was joking...but it was like living one of those bad gym memes..

I roll into planet fitness..one of the Smith machines are open.
I asked the bro if anyone is using it..

He says no..

I notice I only have 1 set of 45lb plates to bench..

I look over and this small arabic dude is on the leg press..

With..now get this 16 fucking 45 plates..

He stole every 45 plate from four stations..

So I don't say anything..do I few sets . I figured he'd finish and return the plates..
I see him just sitting there on his phone..

I confront him...

Cause I'm

That guy...like bro..you got every fucking plate in the gym..

Then I noticed the motherfucker took a 45 from my station..

So he starts getting bitchy...standing a whopping 5'7 and steroided out to the gills..admitted he took my plate and will take all my plates

I'm hardly Jack reacher..

But I'm not 5'7 either..

And then bro gets in my face and tries to chest bump me..
Complete with...

YOU WANNA GO BRAH....at 5'7

Yeah that happened..

I'm 5'11 220lbs of someone that acts like the world p issed in his cheerios anger.

I'm old school biblical p issed off old man c ant poop sorta anger

Before I swung on him..I go to the front desk for help.

This small female manager starts giving me this bs about how we all have to share the weight.

Share the weights..bro has every weight in the fucking gym.

The dude literally claimed I was discriminating against him cause I dared ask...
Bro if you can leg press 700lbs plus..what the fuck at you doing at a planet fitness..

That like asking Eddie hall and Brian Shaw what the f are you at planet pizza.

I then had a come to Jesus meeting with the female ,manager that refused to do anything to the guy despite him threatening me.

I told her she's lucky that dude didn't throw a punch..

Cause I would have thrown down..

A 5'7 roid rage idiot that thinks he can just take whatever..

Is a good way to get your ass beat..

And I'm nobody's b

likesmatures 55M
4817 posts
3/16/2024 4:51 pm

True story..


VovimBaghie2030 56M  
276 posts
3/16/2024 5:55 pm

Sand niggers are almost as annoying as regular niggers. I'm Greek so we know how to deal with that type.444


Tami_Lost 62T  
87 posts
3/16/2024 8:02 pm

A bad case of little man's syndrome!


likesmatures 55M
4817 posts
3/17/2024 4:38 am

Well I'm not racist...plenty of cool people of all races at the gym..I never had any issues there..

I only brought up his race cause he said I discriminated against him...

Cause I said if your taking all the weights..can press 700lbs..what are you doing at planet fitness.

Anyway..like I said I'm not here to stereotype this guy..

But he did have short man syndrome going on..

Like bro..I'm 55 im not 6'2 250..
I'm still bigger and madder than fuck ..

And you chest bumped me???



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