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Blogs > lil_miss_fruity > fruity's place

lil_miss_fruity 50F  
2010 posts
3/31/2022 2:07 am
Glitter spray

OMG So, I went in for a routine lady checkup, right? And of course I scrubbed, scraped and shaved like I was going on a first date with with the man of my dreams. I decide I'm gonna go with the new body spray I bought. So, I sprayed myself like a second shower! I made sure to double spray the land down under so it would smell like sweet magnolias or whatever the heck the scent of the month was at Bath & Body Works.
Boom. Get dressed and head out. As I'm laying on the table with my ankles to my ears, my dr begins to exam.. and giggles!! NOT ONCE BUT TWICE!! I don’t know about about you, but when someone is face to face with my lady taco, laughing isn't the first thing you wanna hear. So I'm asking: Uhhh, is everything ok? Of course my dr is apologising but he can't help but still smirk. Sooo, I take a peek and OMG. It looked like a party in my pants! I had used effing glitter spray! Under the 7000 watt spotlight, it looked like an actual disco ball. Now I'm laughing. 😂 😊 The dr is laughing. The nurse is laughing. He finds his way through Sparkle Valley and finishes up. As he walks out, he let's me know that it's totally fine to come as you are. He said further, no need to get fancy 😂😂😂

gor1111 70M

3/31/2022 3:10 am

 Doc will dine out on that story for while lol lil miss pussy glitter will be on your report now lol xxx


lil_miss_fruity replies on 4/4/2022 2:03 am:
lol do you reckon he told rest of the drs and nurses??? ohh and receptionists??

Raaj_Jeremy_UK 56M
28 posts
3/31/2022 3:18 am

 Love to join your party x x


lil_miss_fruity replies on 4/4/2022 2:04 am:
It was definitely a one off lol

slaveforyou365 63M  
4515 posts
3/31/2022 3:37 am

Slave rick


ridermantel 68M

3/31/2022 4:48 am

 I like this post. It's funny. What really made me laugh was the phrase "face to face with my lady taco" because I never heard of it called a lady taco!


lil_miss_fruity replies on 4/4/2022 2:05 am:
Glad you enjoyed it

All4TheMistress 55M  
1563 posts
3/31/2022 7:09 am

 That is too funny...I could only imagine!


lil_miss_fruity replies on 4/4/2022 2:07 am:
Imagine my red face, I have to go back soon to see same Dr lol

rondiri 65M
11184 posts
3/31/2022 8:02 am

 Doctors and Nurses need a laugh once in a while, just like everyone reading this post


lil_miss_fruity replies on 4/4/2022 2:08 am:
I'm glad I can help...here and there lol

drmgirl622 68F  
26126 posts
3/31/2022 9:27 am

 I always did like disco music


lil_miss_fruity replies on 4/4/2022 2:13 am:
OMG can you imagine if either of ours phone went off or there was music piping through the surgery

tastetester61 62M
1784 posts
3/31/2022 12:16 pm

 Sounds like a great place for a dance.


lil_miss_fruity replies on 4/4/2022 2:13 am:
lol interesting thought

gor1111 70M

4/4/2022 3:36 am

 lol if doc has spoken to all lol love a picture of your face all knowing glances from staff n giggles too lol xxx


StrangestAlchemy 47M
68 posts
4/19/2022 11:53 pm

 This not only makes me wish I'd become a gynocologist, but your gyno in particular. Kudos!



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