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Porn This reminds me of a sort of soft soft porn films from many years ago Called Confessions of...... (insert different occupations). Most professional turned up within matter of minutes... well apart from bus driver.. lol  |
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4/18/2022 8:23 am |
I have a friend who is a plumber and he has some stories that are stranger than fiction.
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Isn't there a window between 9 am and 3 pm?
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Or window cleaners? That is a never dying story, here in Holland....
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True Confessions of the Pool Cleaning Guy? I had a friend who owned a pool cleaning business. He had some amazing stories.
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Maintenance man, pool cleaner, chimney sweep, masseuse. In porn, there's never any delay and always a satisfied customer.
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As unbelievable and seemingly unrealistic as they are, there’s actually some truth to them. A friend from school joined an electrician apprenticeship program. He wasn’t a real looker or ladies man if ya know what I mean, and within two weeks on the job, he was in a milfs home where the longer he stayed, another clothing item would mysteriously disappear off her body until she was down to her undies! 😂 (Btw, that’s one helluva of a true and funny meme!)
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well all women need a handyman around the house makin sure her plumbing is kept in good running order regularly free of clogs snaked & flushed clean regularly...it’s also a helpful public service for all who are in her presence in public! Lmao there’s also...the pool boy landscaper pizza delivery guy mailman milkman the list is endless!
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Maybe so
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4/19/2022 3:07 pm |
I can fix almost anything around the house, so I guess I'm on my own. All homey needs is a Gibson SG and a 100 watt amp to be somewhat happy.
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lil_miss_fruity replies on 4/19/2022 1:13 am: OMG lol if naive that would be scary shit. Question is did it put him off??? lol Yes, he was young, naive, inexperienced and panicked a bit….quickly gathered up his tool bag and got out of there. He might play it a bit differently now, but back then he was tongue tied and his mind was racing! 😂
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