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lil_miss_fruity 50F  
2014 posts
5/13/2022 12:21 am
cocktail mmmm

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bigbr0wneyesx 62M
113 posts
5/13/2022 12:57 am

I was sat next to a girl in a bar the other day. She was sipping white rum, coconut cream and pineapple juice from a hollow dildo. When I asked her what it was she said its a penis colada. 😳


lil_miss_fruity replies on 5/13/2022 1:01 am:
omg I love it

ridermantel 68M

5/13/2022 2:05 am


lil_miss_fruity replies on 5/13/2022 6:09 am:
glad you liked it

PedroB68 56M
63 posts
5/13/2022 2:20 am


lil_miss_fruity replies on 5/13/2022 6:10 am:
sorry you didnt find it funny... or is it cause your name is phillip? or did you expect a recipe lol

ridermantel 68M

5/13/2022 3:28 am

Sounds Freudian.


bdsmDOMdaddy 61M
4231 posts
5/13/2022 4:07 am

Lmao!...l hope you sanitized it before you drank from it?!...you might get a screw or two loose!


lil_miss_fruity replies on 5/13/2022 6:12 am:
If You had not guessed by now I have a few loose already lol

drmgirl622 68F  
26193 posts
5/13/2022 5:41 am

Hey, I have a couple of those


lil_miss_fruity replies on 5/14/2022 1:06 am:
lol you rock

rondiri 65M
11202 posts
5/13/2022 9:21 am

I don't know what I liked better, the post or your answers to replies.


lil_miss_fruity replies on 5/13/2022 11:45 am:
awww come on admit it it's both

alwaysassertive 64M

5/13/2022 5:35 pm

I'd add a witty comment, but tonight I'm just going with the flow. I like the purple hair a lot.....Rick


lil_miss_fruity replies on 5/14/2022 1:07 am:
lol wonder who has purple hair but they rock


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