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why wait 50 years.... .  |
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6/22/2022 12:41 am |
hahhaha gold 
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Fifty years? I'll be long gone by then....I need to make a will so they don't throw out the vintage keyboards, bdsm equipment, slide rules and fountain pens. And the vast array of porn, mustn't forget that...
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6/22/2022 5:39 am |
one year would be better. For what.... I haven't a clue.
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In 50 years I'll be 113. My slave will be pushing me into the dungeon in my wheelchair, so I can strap her into one of the ACME BDSM machines for pleasure or pain. I just hope I'm not drooling much then, so unDomly. 
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Damn, i thought writing 'wash me' was cheeky.
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A few years ago I was waiting to pull out of the factory I worked at. There was traffic stopped across the road & the car opposite was very dirty. On the drivers door someone had written, "If you think this car is dirty you should meet my wife." I hadn't seen that one before, so I was sat there with a big grin on my face. Then I noticed the driver was giving me a filthy look. I thought well, 'sorry mate, but if you don't like people enjoying the joke, wipe it off before you drive down the road.'
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Lmao!..she’s writing bdsm hieroglyphs! by that time particles of me will be scattered about in a few spots l luvd!
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6/22/2022 9:17 pm |
The humor in your blog is quite original and witty.
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