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W/who has the answers?? It's 2022, I'm 48 years old and I still have so many unanswered questions!!!! I haven’t found out who let the dogs out...where’s the beef...how to get to Sesame Street... why Dora doesn’t just use Google Maps...Why do all flavours of fruit loops taste exactly the same, or how many licks does it take to get to the centre of a tootsie pop......why eggs are packaged in a flimsy carton, but batteries are secured in plastic that’s tough as nails...what does the fox say... why “abbreviated” is such a long word; or why is there a D in ‘fridge’ but not in refrigerator... why lemon juice is made with artificial flavour yet dish-washing liquid is made with real lemons... why they sterilize the needle for lethal injections... and, why do you have to “put your two cents in” but it’s only a “penny for your thoughts” where’s that extra penny going to... why does The Alphabet Song and Twinkle Twinkle Little Star have the same tune... why did you just try to sing those two previous songs... and just what exactly is Victoria’s secret? and where is Waldo?... Can you hear me now?...and do you really think I am this witty?? ... I actually got this from a friend, who stole it from her brother’s girlfriend’s, uncle’s cousin’s who lived next door to an old class mate’s mailman... |
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6/26/2022 12:36 pm |
I love the stream of consciousness.
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In the immortal words of Vinnie Barbarino. "I'M SO CONFUSED."
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I just love this!
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One of your questions had perplexed me for years but about 20 years ago I too dared to find out the answer to What exactly is Victoria's Secret.... and the answer was: They keep all the A and D cups in the drawer, only the B and C cups are put on display. I kid you not. I felt disappointed.
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6/26/2022 4:38 pm |
I feel your pain but any cure may be hard to find. 
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And the answer is: Clifford the Big Red Dog!
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So many questions, so little time. When I read the posts title I was going to say, "Me, me , me.... I stole them from the examination boards office. Then I realised you where talking about different questions. Why can the guys setting up the sound system at concerts only count to two? ("testing one two, testing one two"). I can't answer that... & I was one! They say universe is infinate & is everything, they also say it's constantly expanding! Then what the hell is it expanding into? And don't get me started on who killed cock Robin. Did they ever find out who shot JR? On the subject of difficult things to open. Before bacon came in packs where the bottom part was a rigid plastic tray. Both the bottom & top layers where flexible plastic, vacuumed tightly around the bacon & heat sealed at the edges. A real sod to open. Well as a young engineer I'd just repaired one of these vacuum packing machines & I needed to test it. So how can I test it? Oh look... it's right next to one of my colleagues toolbox. He was swearing at me for weeks as he pulled out yet another spanner (wrench), or screwdriver, or pliers that I had individually wrapped for him. Wasn't that kind of me?
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6/26/2022 7:02 pm |
I can only answer your questions if you take your panties off. I will answer one of your questions...I got the beef hanging. It's a quarter pounder. Well cant hang here all night..I'm going to rock on.
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6/26/2022 7:24 pm |
Did you know that in Scotland, if you have a quarter pounder under your kilt, you must be a McDonald.
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Well I have been wondering about this for decades: https://youtu.be/lXmsLe8t_gg "One Big Sky Covers Us All Equally"
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Batteries are in hard to open packages to prevent theft...noone is stealing eggs
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Who put the bomp in the bomp buh bomp buh bomp, never mind who put the ram in the rama lama ding dong. I don't care about the bomp but the ram in the ding dong kinda interests me.
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wait til you get to 60 the list is even longer!
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