2013 posts 1/11/2023 3:19 am
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Drink
A girl asks her boyfriend to try a new drink. She orders salt vodka and milk. He looks doubtful but she encourages him and he agrees. She instructs him to put a pinch of salt on his tongue drink the shot of vodka and follow quickly with milk. He does so and in 1 second the vodka hits his taste buds in 2 seconds the milk curdles in 3 seconds the salty liquid curdles into mucus and in 4 seconds it makes him gag. Being manly he swallows the rank liquid and splutters "what the<b> bloody </font></b>HELL is that called" she smiles sweetly and says "blowjob revenge"
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820 posts 1/11/2023 5:02 am |
PSUK
" Its better to burn out than fade away "
lil_miss_fruity replies on 1/18/2023 2:16 pm:
lol glad I could make You laugh  |
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1578 posts 1/11/2023 5:15 am |
Too funny!
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1/11/2023 5:44 am
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Is that why Dommes insist on subs eating there own cum? lol
lil_miss_fruity replies on 1/18/2023 2:18 pm:
erm... no clue, not a Domme lol |
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287 posts 1/11/2023 6:30 am |
They say revenge is a dish best eaten cold. Based on what a Master left in my fridge one time, I'd have to beg to differ.
KHHHAAANNNNNNNN!!!!!
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26159 posts 1/11/2023 6:34 am |
Girls just wanna have fun.....
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3165 posts 1/11/2023 7:46 am |
and here I thought ladies liked the taste...
lil_miss_fruity replies on 1/18/2023 2:21 pm:
I can not comment for all ladies but depends on many factors  |
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2572 posts 1/11/2023 9:09 am |
That's great !!
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11194 posts 1/11/2023 5:42 pm |
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25782 posts 1/11/2023 9:28 pm |
LMAO
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