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Drink A girl asks her boyfriend to try a new drink. She orders salt vodka and milk. He looks doubtful but she encourages him and he agrees. She instructs him to put a pinch of salt on his tongue drink the shot of vodka and follow quickly with milk. He does so and in 1 second the vodka hits his taste buds in 2 seconds the milk curdles in 3 seconds the salty liquid curdles into mucus and in 4 seconds it makes him gag. Being manly he swallows the rank liquid and splutters "what the bloody HELL is that called" she smiles sweetly and says "blowjob revenge" |
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 PSUK " Its better to burn out than fade away "
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Too funny!
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1/11/2023 5:44 am |
Is that why Dommes insist on subs eating there own cum? lol
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They say revenge is a dish best eaten cold. Based on what a Master left in my fridge one time, I'd have to beg to differ. KHHHAAANNNNNNNN!!!!!
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Girls just wanna have fun.....
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and here I thought ladies liked the taste...
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That's great !!
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LMAO
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As a woman, I had a strong inkling I knew where this was going as soon as I read the first line 🤣🤣🤣 Hidds  (Please be aware, I dont always reply to comments. I dont do this out of rudeness, I just dont always feel that a reply is necessary or your comment has moved so far down the list that other comments have over-ridden it. I hope you dont get offended and am grateful for any comments on my blog posts Thanks)
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