Blog : Funny Day For The Law......

2562 posts
2/8/2023 10:54 pm

Funny Day For The Law......

And old man and woman were out for a drive on a Sunday afternoon in the Arkansas countryside when there were flashing lights in the rear view mirror. The old man pulls over and the patrolman walks up to the car window.
Sir, may I see your drivers license said the officer. The old woman who is about deaf yells...WHAT DID HE SAY? The man hands his license to the officer and calmly tells the woman......he wanted to see my license. Then the officer ask the man if he
knew he was speeding. The old woman again yells WHAT DID HE SAY? The old man tells the officer he did not realize he was speeding and turns to the old woman and says....he wanted to know if I knew I was speeding. Then the officer ask where they were headed in such a hurry and again the old woman yells WHAT DID HE SAY? The old man tells the officer they were heading to Little Rock to eat lunch then turns to the old woman and says.....he wanted to know where we were going. Then the officer says.....you know, I once knew a woman from Little Rock.....she was the meanest, ugliest woman you would ever meet. Again the old woman yells, WHAT DID HE SAY? The old man told the officer he was very sorry to hear that.....then turned to the old woman and said......
he thinks he knows you..........

meltwill2 72M

3825 posts
2/8/2023 10:55 pm

Sitting on the side of the road waiting to catch speeding drivers, a state trooper sees a car puttering along at 22 mph. He thinks to himself, "This driver is as dangerous as a speeder!" So he turns on his lights and pulls the driver over.

Approaching the car, he notices that there are five elderly ladies, two in the front seat and three in the back, four of which are wide-eyed, mouths open and white as ghosts. The driver, obviously confused, says to him, "Officer, I don't understand. I was going the exact speed limit on the sign of 22. What seems to be the problem?"

The trooper, trying to contain a chuckle, explains to her that 22 was the route number, not the speed limit. A bit embarrassed, the woman grinned and thanked the officer for pointing out her error. "But before you go, ma'am, I have to ask, are the four other women in this car OK? These women seem awfully shaken."

"Oh, they'll be all right in a minute, officer. We just got off Route 136."

meltwill2 72M

3825 posts
2/8/2023 11:18 pm

Glad you enjoyed them! I think I knew that woman in Little Rock too