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Beware of The Hillbillies From Carolina  Carolina Beach Pier A man walks into a bar in New Orleans and asks the bartender for a corona and two hurricanes. The bartender says, "That'll be $20.20" Too soon? This morning I got u/p t/o do my fast walk track, which goes around a long circle drive, that I live on. The hound and I do at least one time around, and two and a half times usually now. That makes it two plus miles of humping it in this heat. We go early and late t/o try and make it without stressing our bodies out too much. This makes four to five miles a day... Wait! Let's be clear, he is merely doing it to please me, and quite reluctantly. He is a lazy ass hound dog,and would rather sniff at leisure, stroll, linger....this fast walking shit is for the birds, is what he says about it. We might have seen a couple neighbors o/n the whole trek when this older woman with a mask came u/p the sidewalk, jogging. She ran about ten feet out of our way and snipped, "Where's the mask?" and ran . I turned and yelled out, "We are outside and socially distanced you know...but thank you for your concern" I turned back t/o my walk with a humph of "Bitch" under my breath. I'm betting she wears it in her car, what do you think? And this is how hillbillies from Carolina make friends and influence people in Colorado...just sayin' Song addition for this post Carolina - Lukas Nelson & The Promise of The Real |
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LUKAS NELSON & PROMISE OF THE REAL "Carolina" Lukas Nelson Lord I love you Carolina I like you beach and your beer I park my bus up on the levee Next to a sandy pier I like your waves and your women I like to dance all night If my baby doesn't love me I'm going to Carolina tonight Carolina Carolina If my baby doesn't love me I'm going to Carolina tonight I'll give her two more hours To let her clear her head I'm gonna roll me up a number Waiting naked in bed I'll take my Texas time Because I'm feeling alright Well, if my baby doesn't love me I'm going to Carolina tonight Carolina Carolina If my baby doesn't love me I'm going to Carolina tonight Carolina Carolina Carolina Carolina Carolina Carolina Well, if my baby doesn't love me I'm going to Carolina tonight
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Sounds like you and the hound dog are making friends and influencing people 
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Speaking of which, it is hillbillies not hillbilly's. I guess hillbillies in Colorado are different.
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8/27/2020 7:49 pm |
They Gotta Quit Kickin' My Dawg Around Me and Lem Briggs and old Bill Brown Took a load of corn to town Old Jim dog, the orn'ry pup He just naturally followed up Every time I come to town You boys go to kickin' my dog around Makes no difference if he is a hound Ya gotta quit kickin' my dog around As we driv' past the country store A passel of yaps came out the door Jim he scooted behind a box Showered him with sticks and rocks Every time I come to town You boys go to kickin' my dog around Makes no difference if he is a hound Ya gotta quit kickin' my dog around They tied a tin can to his tail And run him a-past the county jail That just naturally makes me sore Bill he cussed and Lem he swore Every time I come to town You boys go to kickin' my dog around Makes no difference if he is a hound Ya gotta quit kickin' my dog around Every time I come to town You boys go to kickin' my dog around Makes no difference if he is a hound Ya gotta quit kickin' my dog around
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8/27/2020 9:28 pm |
After a life time of in-depth social analysis, and interaction . I've perfected a different approach to responding to those that would question me in order to control my actions. Try these for a possible responce to a question about where your mask is...... 1. If it was up your ass, you'd know cunt, now get the fuck away from me. 2. I'd tell you but it's none of your god damned business. This ia always good for a short answer 3. Fuck you asshole. Unless you're having to have an unpleasant conversation with law enforcement. You don't owe anyone an explanation. A lawyer I'm aquatinted with once told me. Just someone is old doesn't mean you shouldn't push them down the stairs if they don't mind their own business. Not saying what to do ( disclaimer inserted ). I'm just saying my response might have been a little different. I hope you have a great night....Rick
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I need to work on a good response to that question.. How about: "Oh, thanks for asking.. (insert loud cough here).. I have Ebola so I really don't need one!".. or, "Damn.. I must have left it next to your husband's bed."
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Up here in Weld County it seems nobody wears a mask except those of us required in order to keep our jobs
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Sounds like you and the hound dog are making friends and influencing people 
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Speaking of which, it is hillbillies not hillbilly's. I guess hillbillies in Colorado are different.
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After a life time of in-depth social analysis, and interaction . I've perfected a different approach to responding to those that would question me in order to control my actions. Try these for a possible responce to a question about where your mask is...... 1. If it was up your ass, you'd know cunt, now get the fuck away from me. 2. I'd tell you but it's none of your god damned business. This ia always good for a short answer 3. Fuck you asshole. Unless you're having to have an unpleasant conversation with law enforcement. You don't owe anyone an explanation. A lawyer I'm aquatinted with once told me. Just someone is old doesn't mean you shouldn't push them down the stairs if they don't mind their own business. Not saying what to do ( disclaimer inserted ). I'm just saying my response might have been a little different. I hope you have a great night....Rick
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8/28/2020 2:26 am |
Hillbillies are everywhere.
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I need to work on a good response to that question.. How about: "Oh, thanks for asking.. (insert loud cough here).. I have Ebola so I really don't need one!".. or, "Damn.. I must have left it next to your husband's bed."
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Love Beaufort SC, not NC as much and they are sounded differently, which one do you mean?
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tgd Devolution indeed
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Hillbillies are everywhere. 
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That's right! Carolina girls, best in the world, or so the song goes 
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Love that little joke. "One Big Sky Covers Us All Equally"
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Love that little joke.
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8/28/2020 7:29 pm |
Ditto, poetess, the more people I meet in this world, the more I LOVE my DOG!
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Ditto, poetess, the more people I meet in this world, the more I LOVE my DOG!
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I wonder if he knows if he's a Hillbilly Hound. Howling at the moon and mal ad osteo.
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I wonder if he knows if he's a Hillbilly Hound.
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