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Showing Zat Ass  Annie Reed : You know that dream when you're i/n the street naked and everyone is looking? Becky : I love that dream. I used t/o live in the suburbs of a big city. Truly, suburbs are the most soulless place, in my opinion, but there I was for ten ye/ars . At the time, I had a Plott Hound and a Jack Russell. For those of you who know the Jac/k breed, they are so smart, they are borderline nuts. She would inevitably sneak out as the played, and would not come unless I got in my car and went get her. Then, she would sit patiently waiting for the car door t/o open, before hopping in. Otherwise, you'd be chasing her for hours. One day, while baking, the let her out. I admonished them, and told them t/o go chase her down, while I had dough over myself. A couple minutes later, a German woman who had shih tzus rang my doorbell. Apparently, the Jac/k would find them walking and bark at them, antagonizing her dogs. I opened the door with dough over my hands. "Zat of yours is going get run over and die. How will you feel zen about her running around zee neighborhood?" She sneered her words as if I was an imbecile. "Ma'am, she is a Jac/k It is her mission t/o get out and run. I am baking, as you can see, and will get her after I clean my hands off. Otherwise, thank you for the concern and your desire t/o belittle m/e over a d/og." I smiled The woman turned and huffed down my driveway. The next day, I came home in a hurry, knowing the dogs needed t/o go out. I told the t/o walk on with the hound, and I would leash the Jac/k and follow. I had been holding my pee for an hour. So I went the restroom, and after, hurriedly ran out the door with the Jac/k I was wearing a bright skirt, as it was warm outside. I passed my neighbor sweeping her patio, and of the sudden, she yelled my name. I turned around, and she made a hand movement, telling me my skirt was stuck in my thong. As I realized what she was referring t/o, and that my bare ass cheeks were hanging out for the neighborhood t/o see, I pulled the skirt down, but not before a car went past... So embarrassed, I headed on the hill t/o meet the and she turned t/o m/e and said, "Zat woman, the German one, she just went by in a car and was sneering at m/e as she did." I fell out laughing so hard, I couldn't even tell her what happened for about 30 minutes. Tears streaming down from laughing and holding my sides. And from that day on, Zat woman never drove down my street again  Song addition for this post Walking the D/og - The Rolling Stones |
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Walking the Dog The Rolling Stones Baby, back Dressed in black Silver buttons all down her back High hose, tippy toes She broke the needle and she can sew Walking the dog I'm just a walking the dog If you don't know how to do it I'll show you how to walk the dog C'mon now c'mon I asked her mother for fifteen cents I see you ever jumped the fence I jumped so high, touched the skies Didn't get back 'til a quarter to five Walking the dog I'm just a walking the dog If you don't know how to do it I'll show you how to walk the dog C'mon c'mon now Tell me Mary, what's your twelve How does your garden grow What with silver bells and cockle shells And pretty maids all in a row Walking the dog I'm just a walking the dog If you don't know how to do it I'll show you how to walk the dog C'mon now c'mon Baby, back Dressed in black Silver buttons all down her back High hose, tippy toes She broke the needle and she can sew Walking the dog I'm just a walking the dog If you don't know how to do it I'll show you how to walk the dog C'mon now c'mon Yeah just a walking Uh j-j-j-just a walking Uh j-j-j-just a walking Now, if you don't know how to do it I'll show you how to walk the dog C'mon now c'mon If you don't know how to do it I'll show you how to walk the dog C'mon now If you don't know how to do it I'll show you how to walk the dog
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There is nothing wrong with showing so ass. if done with some class like this pic. was and is. great story tooo !! i love it !!
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9/10/2020 9:22 am |
I'd have been a "REGULAR" on your street after seeing the "Premiere", for SURE! That's HYSTERICAL! How about Roy Orbison's "Pretty Woman", Freddy Mercury and Queen's "Fat Bottom Girls" and Sisqo's "The Thong Song" as a three song medley or some combination there of? LOL! 
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 Slave rick
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I absolutely loved this......Zat woman probably missed you when you moved Run DMC~~~~Walk this Way
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Fantastic picture and an awesome ass begging to be spanked
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9/10/2020 11:56 am |
looks like a nice ass but I've seen one recently that looked better..won't say who's, but on a 1 to 10 it was a 12.
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Gives new meaning about a dog chasing its tail! "One Big Sky Covers Us All Equally"
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There is nothing wrong with showing so ass. if done with some class like this pic. was and is. great story tooo !! i love it !!
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I'd have been a "REGULAR" on your street after seeing the "Premiere", for SURE! That's HYSTERICAL! How about Roy Orbison's "Pretty Woman", Freddy Mercury and Queen's "Fat Bottom Girls" and Sisqo's "The Thong Song" as a three song medley or some combination there of? LOL!
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Slave rick  Thanks
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I absolutely loved this......Zat woman probably missed you when you moved Run DMC~~~~Walk this Way Funny, how I win friends and influence people everywhere I go 
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Fantastic picture and an awesome ass begging to be spanked
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looks like a nice ass but I've seen one recently that looked better..won't say who's, but on a 1 to 10 it was a 12. 
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Gives new meaning about a dog chasing its tail!
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9/10/2020 2:31 pm |
Stalking? NO, but I'd be 'stealthily' frequenting the neighborhood looking for a "return engagement"...FOR SURE! LOL!
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Stalking? NO, but I'd be 'stealthily' frequenting the neighborhood looking for a "return engagement"...FOR SURE! LOL! 
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A great recollection and makes me think of all the people that stare through my living room window as they pass ........ just what should I wear (or not) so that they trip over the kerb due to inattention D xxx
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That sight would cause the women to chatter and the men to get into accidents
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In Africa I used to walk down to the pump house to start the diesel pump and there would always be several gals standing under the overflow taking a shower or waiting in line. Most of them walked from their homesteads to the pumphouse and back naked, no big deal for them. Once you have squatted in the corn fields next to the king all people are the same... When we were out of diesel I also showered there.
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A great recollection and makes me think of all the people that stare through my living room window as they pass ........ just what should I wear (or not) so that they trip over the kerb due to inattention D xxx
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tgd The Ass Team
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