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Patriotic Penis  This morning I watched a documentary called "The Final Member" Thirty miles from the Arctic Circle, in the northern Icelandic town of Husavik, stands the Icelandic Phallological Museum - the world's only Penis museum. Over 40 years, the founder and curator has collected every specimen from every mammal except for one elusive penis needed to complete his collection: The Human Specimen. The film follows the curator's incredible, sublimely comic, often shocking quest to complete his eccentric collection, and the two intrepid men who have raised their hands to be the first human One man gets the stars and stripes tattoed on the head of his in case it was picked. Being patriotic and all  Let me just say, I am also a documentary fanatic. I suppose it feeds my need for intellectual fodder. In any case, this one is a must see  Just sayin'... Song for this post Dear Penis - Rodney Carrington |
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Dear Penis Rodney Carrington Dear Penis, I don't think I like you anymore, You used to watch me shave, Now all you do is stare at the floor. Oh dear Penis, I don't like you anymore. It used to be you and me, A paper towel, and a dirty magazine, That's all we needed to get by. Now it seems things have changed, I think that your the one to blame. Dear Penis, I don't like you anymore. Now he sings, Dear Rodney, I don't think I like you anymore, 'Cause when you get to drinkin' You put me places I've never been before. Dear Rodney, I dont like you anymore. Why can't we just get a grip, On our man to hand relationship. Come to terms with truly how we feel. If we put our heads together, We'd just stay home forever. Dear Penis, I think I like you after all. Oh and Rodney, While yer shavin', Shave my balls.
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people cease to amaze, not always for the right reasons.   
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I've seen programs that future that museum. They have some funky looking specimens. Howling at the moon and mal ad osteo.
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Oh! My! That must have hurt like a real motherfucker!! My god! He, is in his own way, a hero!
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I like history & science stuff too but fuK no on that...stupid is as stupid does!
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One of Rodney's classics!
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 I wonder if it affects the color of sperm a tattooed penis oh a liquid rainbow have fun 
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Well, given that Icelandic towns near the Arctic Circle don't get too many touring Broadway musicals, and that you spend your lifecycle alternating between perpetual darkness and perpetual sunlight, you do need SOMETHING to pass the time...
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I'll bet you when he uses it on someone you can hear "God Bless America" in the background.
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Sounds like the perfect documentary to watch on a Hump Day
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Ok, so that's one vote for hero. One vote for stupid, I'm assuming rondiri's comment is another vote for stupid. I'm afraid I'm going to have to make that three votes for stupid. Although I guess I have to give him some credit for bravery. Great song by the way. Never heard it, but love it.
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That's disturbing
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