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What is he ordering?
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Mmmmmm well Ex I guess you better snap right to it and folow orders from this total stranger and all his weird kinks🤪 .... suuuuuuuuuuuuure you betcha Ha🙄
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takes all kinds...
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Obviously he doesn’t realize whose doing the actual serving, it’s not on the menu pal
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Why is it that idiots think that they can make these types of demands and get away with it or suffer no consequences. For some of us, this is not a fantasy world or life, it is a life we live, in part, EVERY day. Alberto, YOU are a pretender or a rogue/shark that just wants to prey on meat. Either way, this life is NOT for you.
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But can he 2 day ship like amazon
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Lmao!...what a wanker wanna be DOMinate has no clue how to woo a woman or get her motor started...l suspect you’d wind up spanking him! lol
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Dreamy, does he have a brother?
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Well, if he 'ordered' you to comment, the laws of pseudo Dominants pretty much commit you to. Yeah, this silver tongued devil undoubtedly used up all his creativity to formulate such an eloquent message .... It'd be cruel to make him sit at his computer in his mom's basement and wait too long before you agreed to lay at his feet in his puddle of 'goo'. It's knuckle dragging Neandertals like this that make women's stomach churn. Although he deserves a creative rebuttal to his idiotic diatribe, I've no doubt you're far too kind to have done so. Additionally, in cases such as his, it's normally better to just let a sleeping dog lie. Oh .... Thanks for the laughs! Make Women Female Again
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I'll bet he says that to all the girls 
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2/17/2023 6:14 am |
If it wasn't So IGNORANT, it might be...on second thought, it's not FUNNY at all! What a "MAROON" as Bugs Bunny used to say...  1243764
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Isn't special. He should really start off by tucking his had between his legs and kissing his derrière. He is in love with himself. "One Big Sky Covers Us All Equally"
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What is he ordering? The clue is in the second last sentence!  "People who think they know everything are a great annoyance to those of us who do."
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Ex After you have finished with him, may i have his phone number please ? A life spent making mistakes is not only more honorable, but more useful than a life spent doing nothing. George Bernard Shaw Jenny
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That's special !!
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He's probably one of those 'doms' that watch the cam ladies and tells them to do what they're already doing to give himself a feeling of power and control.
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Maybe you should wait for another life.....like on the planet he lives on.....now I have to admit....some of it sounds really good.... until that command part.....I'm outta here.....  
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typical know nothing wanna be
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…in his best sing-songy falsetto, 😯 🎶”I like 🎵 to drink squirt!” 🎵🎶 In his audition for a new ad promoting SQUIRT, The new beverage 💦 that “squirts” 💦 all over until empty upon 💦 opening. …now that’s 💦 refreshing!🤣 Just a wee bit of useless randomocity… Ok, ok,… I’m trippin my ass off 🤗🤪😵💫🫠 Hehehe 😂
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Interesting.
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Well let’s get right on that marketing campaign! That’s where the big bucks come in 🤑, though I fear we may already be getting into a regulatory nightmare. There’d be the proper care and feeding of only organic foods to those supplying the heady nectar, proffering a living wage, collection and storage processes, nitrogen charged (for the “natural squirt” experience), BPA and PFAS free bottles, yadda yadda, of course all of this relying on scalability. The logo and slogan would probably be the most fun part of the whole process! Breakfast of… uh… pussy hounds,… uhhh,.. horndogs?!?… you could loose an eye!… just a start! lol 😂 It could end up replacing the 3 martini business lunch with the 3 Squirt lunch, bibs not included, along with the “3 squirt wardrobe change package” to change before heading back to the office. “Alberto” may actually be an early beta AI bot for the dark web squirt trade, though having spilled the beans, as evidenced by its “you give me all the squirt you can produce” line. Oh, so you wanna take the ORDER from table 77? (Ya get 8/ate more) Oooooookay… Meanwhile, back at the farm… What’o I do with all’ah this SQUIRT?!?🤔🫣😝 …..umm,… what were we talkin about? 🤔😎
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knowing more and more people are now turning to healthy and organic sources of food and beverages.. how could we possible show and prove to the audience that the product is natural and freshly bottled...
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