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Blogs > ForcedFemme_Me > Little of this, lot of that

ForcedFemme_Me 52M
19 posts
8/27/2022 2:07 pm
Can I Buy a "U", Please?

Safe to say I have a perverted, or at least, creative mind.

I can turn almost anything into a sexual innuendo, even in a simple conversation.

So, I am finishing up shopping, and nearby is a parked car with a vanity plate....

MY2CNTS

Now I know they were going for an E, but I went for the U. Would have been even funnier to watch and see the owners pick up the car, especially if they were a couple of females.

But to that point, what really made me laugh...

There was a South Park episode - you can find the<b> clip </font></b>if you search for "Randy - Wheel of Fortune" on the popular video site.... No! Not Uporn... you Perv... the other one.

So anyways... Randy gets flustered because the word he sees is a bad word, and there is an innocent word he doesn't see. The uncomfortableness of trying to determine if they should guess it or not is funny and awkward.

So where my mind went, take the license place and there was a game show called Bumper Stumpers or something like that... They would come up with made-up vanity plates to be a phrase...

I was thinking that someone like Randy would be on there and struggle and then blurt out... My Two Cunts!

Well... it made me chuckle. Especially with what I see in my feed all so often.


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