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Tis the season day 24.... Anyone in the mood for a sex doll?? Look at Santa's evil grin... Merry Christmas Eve all you beautiful pervs!!  ~ Physical strength is measured by what we carry. Inner strength is measured by what we can bear. ~ |
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Santa and his toys!  ~ Physical strength is measured by what we carry. Inner strength is measured by what we can bear. ~
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Santa and his toys!
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Santa should have inserted the dildo into the doll before stuffing her down the chimney. I do enjoy stuffing real life flesh and blood dolls.
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If Santa googled current Japanese sex dolls, he'd throw that away.
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I am sure the elves have a few pervs in their midst that would gladly make and test anything our kinky minds can conjure.
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12/24/2021 7:27 am |
I think all Santa needs to do is change the red felt to red leather and give the elves thongs and butt plugs and those rosy cheeks of his will get bi-curious and we will all have a Ho Ho Ho Christmas
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I love the sex dolls nipples 
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lol that's awesome!
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Yeah, looking at Santa's grin, I just hope that sex doll isn't, well very used.  Merry Christmas!
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MERRY CHRISTMAS Pac. Never know when that special present will show up...
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Damn pac..looks like santas been trying that doll out
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I suspect that Jolly Old Saint Nick may have needed to give that present a "special push" to squeeze it down the chimney. I love the cartoons Pac, I've copied the "Jingle by Balls" one, and I'm going to print some for next year!!
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Pac I too have loved the cartoons  Merry Christmas and may next Year have lots of birdies (among other nice things ) in it A life spent making mistakes is not only more honorable, but more useful than a life spent doing nothing. George Bernard Shaw Jenny
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How Santa delivers your presents, or coal if you're naughty [image]
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ARKANSAS CITY (EAP) -- A Little Rock woman was killed yesterday after leaping through her moving car's sunroof during an incident best described as a "mistaken rapture" by dozens of eye-witnesses. Thirteen other people were injured after a twenty-car pile-up resulted from people trying to avoid hitting the woman, who was apparently convinced that the rapture was occurring when she saw twelve people floating up into the air, and then passed a man on the side of the road who she believed was Jesus. "She started screaming He's back! He's back!' and climbed out through the sunroof and jumped off the roof of the car," said Everet Williams, husband of 28-year-old Georgann Williams who was pronounced dead at the scene."I was slowing down but she wouldn't wait till I stopped," Willams said. She thought the rapture was happening and was convinced that Jesus was gonna lift her up into the sky," he went on to say."This is the strangest thing I've seen since I've been on the force," said Paul Madison, the first officer on the scene. Madison questioned the man who looked like Jesus and discovered that he was on his way to a toga costume party, when the tarp covering the bed of his pickup truck came loose and released twelve blow-up sex dolls filled with helium, which then floated up into the sky. Ernie Jenkins, 32, of Fort Smith, who's been told by several of his friends that he looks like Jesus, pulled over and lifted his arms into the air in frustration and said "Come back," just as the Williams' car passed him, and Mrs. Williams was sure that it was Jesus lifting people up into heaven as they drove by him."I think my wife loved Jesus more than she loved me," the widower said when asked why his wife would do such a thing. When asked for comments about the twelve sex dolls, Jenkins replied"This is all just too weird for me. I never expected anything like this to happen."
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