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likeithot19 62M
1433 posts
4/23/2024 6:03 am
The Penis Poem by Willie Nelson
My nookie days are over,
My pilot light is out.
What used to be my sex appeal,
Is now my water spout.
Time was when, on its own accord,
From my trousers it would spring.
But now I’ve got a full time job,
To find the gosh darn thing.
It used to be embarrassing,
The way it would behave.
For every single morning,
It would stand and watch me shave.
Now as old age approaches,
It sure gives me the blues.
To see it hang its little head,
And watch me tie my shoes!!
likeithot19 62M
6023 posts
4/23/2024 6:04 am

 Got to love Willie


drmgirl622 68F  
26086 posts
4/23/2024 6:11 am

 Willie is the best!


grywolf2 73M
3097 posts
4/23/2024 12:25 pm

 Willie speaks the truth.


Artschoolgrad 46M
8694 posts
4/23/2024 4:01 pm

 Willie knows


jenny14 75T  
90345 posts
4/24/2024 12:34 am

 like

Thanks for the laugh
A life spent making mistakes is not only more honorable, but more useful than a life spent doing nothing. George Bernard Shaw

Jenny


rydermantel 69M
25202 posts
4/26/2024 5:13 pm

 The cruel shoes?



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