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Blogs > rondiri > My thought's, fun and fiction

rondiri 65M
7312 posts
6/10/2022 8:29 pm

Last Read:
6/11/2022 7:59 pm
ACME BDSM in conjunction with NOVA laboratories presents
THE JOHNNY 5 Fucking Machine!!!


Both articulate arms adapted to hold dildos ranging from 5 to 12 inches in length
Double penetration preprogrammed.
Variable speed thrusting
Johnny 5 programmed with multiple sexy personalities
Johnny 5 can lift you off your feet and carry you around the room, while giving you multiple orgasms.
Plenty of extra memory space to teach Johnny 5 all your favorite sex positions
Johnny 5 NEVER tires, perfect for the nymphomaniac on your Christmas list
Johnny 5 doubles as a home security robot
Note: the Laser Death Ray has been removed for safety purposes due to an unfortunate event with a<b> jealous </font></b>boyfriend in a Firebird.
GET YOURS NOW!

rondiri 65M
11202 posts
6/10/2022 8:30 pm

 NOVA Labs is not responsible for any lightning strike malfunctions.
Direct all inquiries to ACME BDSM.


Will35 61M
398 posts
6/10/2022 8:36 pm

 Good one ...


rondiri replies on 6/10/2022 10:13 pm:
Thank you

DangGina 57F

6/10/2022 9:04 pm

 This would definitely eliminated any disappointment on the woman's part and no begging for attention required or waiting for the text notification your Dom is wanting a visit. Sign me up.


rondiri replies on 6/10/2022 9:19 pm:
Just program in a Dominant, and away you goooooo!

WillingXLeather 42M

6/10/2022 11:01 pm

 Again, as the kids say these days, I can't even.
Bonus points for the "Short Circuit" references.


bdsmDOMdaddy 61M
4231 posts
6/11/2022 3:37 am

 hey isn’t that DP2?...C-3PO brother!


rondiri replies on 6/11/2022 9:21 am:
Johnny 5 (#5) from the movie Short Circuit

UR_Fantazee 27F  
7057 posts
6/11/2022 3:41 am

 .
Oh.... That reminds me a that drunken night I spent with R2D2 at Disneyland..... so many attachments, so little time....... xx
"People who think they know everything are a great annoyance to those of us who do."


rondiri replies on 6/11/2022 9:22 am:
Did the lightsaber pop out of its midsection????

drmgirl622 68F  
26194 posts
6/11/2022 7:21 am

 Damn.....I'd never leave the house


rondiri replies on 6/11/2022 4:18 pm:

Dave54321 62M
2723 posts
6/11/2022 1:52 pm

 "Johnny 5 doubles as a home security robot"

What's he gone do with with an intruder?
Threaten him with 12" dildo on high speed?
Well yeah, actually, that should scare to hell out of him.


rondiri replies on 6/11/2022 2:13 pm:
Articulate arms. Did you not ever see Short Circuit? Johnny five disassembles cars, throws baseballs, deflects bullets.
Had to take the Death Ray Laser off before someone ...else... got hurt.

Dave54321 62M
2723 posts
6/11/2022 3:16 pm

 Yeah, Ok, good point. It's a long time since I saw the movie.
I'd forgotten about the disassembled cars, thrown baseballs
& deflected bullets. Thanks for reminding me.
Good little movie actually.


rondiri replies on 6/11/2022 4:19 pm:


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