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Blogs > rondiri > My thought's, fun and fiction

rondiri 65M
7308 posts
10/3/2022 8:24 pm

Last Read:
10/6/2022 10:16 am
Cucumbers revolt


They got longer, thicker, and they were abused.
Now they want to be left alone to be eaten in peace.

rondiri 65M
11189 posts
10/3/2022 8:25 pm

 I guess there's always eggplants, squash and corn on the cob


Kitcatshadow1 57F
507 posts
10/4/2022 2:08 am

 I swear, I only used a cucumber once!


rondiri replies on 10/4/2022 11:59 am:
That's what they alll say.

tastetester61 62M
1785 posts
10/4/2022 2:36 am

 Just have to watch out for the men now.


rondiri replies on 10/4/2022 11:59 am:

brandygirasol 55T
9435 posts
10/4/2022 5:10 am

 Well there are still popsicles Brrrrrrrrrrrrr🥶


rondiri replies on 10/4/2022 12:00 pm:

drmgirl622 68F  
26144 posts
10/4/2022 7:50 am

 I may have enjoyed a cucumber or two


rondiri replies on 10/4/2022 12:00 pm:

UR_Fantazee 27F  
7057 posts
10/4/2022 9:43 am

 .
There were actually European Union regulations on this.... I'm waiting for it to apply to penises! xx

Under EU regulations, the ideal cucumber is 30 cm long with a curvature of some 10 mm for every 10 cm. Light curving cucumbers may have a curvature of 20 mm per 10 cm according to regulation No 1677 of 1988. EU rules for cucumbers also cover shop sales, but it is not illegal to sell non-classified cucumbers.

Officially, the regulation was called “commercial class regulation”. 25 fruits and vegetables were divided into the three classes Extra, 1 and 2. Extra grade cucumbers had to be “well formed and practically straight”.

"People who think they know everything are a great annoyance to those of us who do."


rondiri replies on 10/4/2022 12:00 pm:
Regulations to try and grow them bigger?

manni_pr 52T
2609 posts
10/4/2022 11:38 am

 I'm sorry. Honestly, I didn't mean any harm.


rondiri replies on 10/4/2022 12:01 pm:


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