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blonde moment? A pastor said to his congregation, “Someone in this congregation has spread a rumor that I belong to the Ku Klux Klan. This is a horrible lie and one which a Christian community cannot tolerate. I am embarrassed and do not intend to accept this. Now, I want the party who said this to stand and ask forgiveness from God and this Christian family.” No one moved. The preacher continued, “Do you have the nerve to face me and admit this is a falsehood? Remember, you will be forgiven and in your heart, you will feel glory. Now stand and confess your transgression.” Again, all was quiet. And then comes the blonde moment. Then, slowly, a drop-dead gorgeous blonde with a body that would stop a runaway train rose from the third pew. Her head was bowed and her voice quivered as she spoke, “Reverend there has been a terrible misunderstanding. I never said you were a member of the Ku Klux Klan. I simply told a couple of my friends that you were a wizard under the sheets.” The preacher fell to his knees, his wife fainted, and the congregation roared. |
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talk about miss quoting 
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2/6/2023 9:25 pm |
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talk about miss quoting    I saw what you did there...."miss quoting" but I dare say she did not miss a thang....
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The Cowboy Moment A preacher sits next to a cowboy on a flight. After the plane takes off, the cowboy asks for a whiskey and soda, which is promptly brought and placed before him. The flight attendant then asks the preacher if he would like a drink. Appalled, the preacher replies, "I'd rather be tied up and taken advantage of by women of ill-repute, than let liquor touch my lips." The cowboy then hands his drink back to the attendant and says, "Me too, I didn't know we had a choice."
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The preacher needs to be more careful how he administers to his "flock" in future BIMBOS can't keep a secret... Ha🤪
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Let the fun begin
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. He must've got his wand out then.... xx  "People who think they know everything are a great annoyance to those of us who do."
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The Cowboy Moment A preacher sits next to a cowboy on a flight. After the plane takes off, the cowboy asks for a whiskey and soda, which is promptly brought and placed before him. The flight attendant then asks the preacher if he would like a drink. Appalled, the preacher replies, "I'd rather be tied up and taken advantage of by women of ill-repute, than let liquor touch my lips." The cowboy then hands his drink back to the attendant and says, "Me too, I didn't know we had a choice." I must have been traveling on the wrong airlines!
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Momento incómodo, quizás se arrepintió de preguntar. Lo aterrizo a este lado de la acera, cuando la mentira o engaño forman parte de la relación, mal andamos, con lo bonito que es levantar la voz sabiendo que no hay nada que te inculpe Buenas noches Y quizás un instante sirva para trazar el camino que me guíe hacia tus ojos.
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