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rondiri 65M
7311 posts
2/10/2023 6:38 pm

Last Read:
2/11/2023 9:21 pm

Pop's Tomato patch


So an elderly Italian man living alone in New Jersey wanted to plant his annual tomato garden, but it was very difficult work, since the ground was hard. His only , Vincent, who used to help him, was in prison. The old man wrote a letter to his and described his predicament:
Dear Vincent,
I am feeling pretty sad, because it looks like I won’t be able to plant my tomato garden this year. I’m just getting too old to be digging up a garden plot. I know if you were here my troubles would be over.. I know you would be happy to dig the plot for me, like in the old days.
Love, Papa
A few days later he received a letter from his .
Dear Pop,
Don’t dig up that garden. That’s where the bodies are buried.
Love,
Vinnie
At 4 a.m. the next morning, FBI agents and local police arrived and dug up the entire area without finding any bodies. They apologized to the old man and left. That same day the old man received another letter from his .
Dear Pop,
Go ahead and plant the tomatoes now. That’s the best I could do under the circumstances.
Love you,

rondiri 65M
11202 posts
2/10/2023 6:39 pm

Use the law for the good of citizens, don't abuse the law.


brandygirasol 55T
9437 posts
2/10/2023 7:23 pm

Cunning and Devious... Ha👄


rondiri replies on 2/11/2023 2:06 pm:
HA HA

rydermantel 69M
26026 posts
2/10/2023 11:49 pm

That's better than painting houses.


rondiri replies on 2/11/2023 2:07 pm:

UR_Fantazee 27F  
7057 posts
2/11/2023 12:46 am

.
He could've just called Sam Spade xx

"People who think they know everything are a great annoyance to those of us who do."


rondiri replies on 2/11/2023 2:07 pm:

Tckg12 69M
2559 posts
2/11/2023 2:15 am

love it!!! ingenious


rondiri replies on 2/11/2023 2:07 pm:

drmgirl622 68F  
26198 posts
2/11/2023 6:15 am

The "G" men did a great job


rondiri replies on 2/11/2023 9:21 pm:
Very conscientious of them

rydermantel 69M
26026 posts
2/11/2023 6:47 pm

In THE IRISHMAN Robert De Niro says that he "paints house"s and that means something else that the FBI would be very interested in.


rondiri replies on 2/11/2023 9:21 pm:
He leaves walls covered with blood


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