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rondiri 65M
7306 posts
2/16/2023 5:28 am

Last Read:
2/16/2023 2:59 pm

Doctor vs Mechanic


A Honda mechanic was removing a cylinder head from the motor of a Honda when he spotted a well-known cardiologist in his shop. The cardiologist was there waiting for the service manager to come and take a look at his car when the mechanic shouted across the garage, "Hey Doc, want to take a look at this.?"
The cardiologist, a bit surprised, walked over to where the mechanic was working on the Honda.
The mechanic straightened up, wiped his hands on a rag and asked, "So Doc, look at this engine. I opened its heart, took the valves out, repaired or replaced anything damaged, and then put everything back in, and when I finished, it worked just like new.
So how is it that I make £24,000 a year and you make £1.7M when you and I are doing basically the same work.?"
The cardiologist paused, leaned over, and then whispered to the mechanic.... "Try doing it with the engine running!

rondiri 65M
11185 posts
2/16/2023 5:28 am

he's got a point


brandygirasol 55T
9435 posts
2/16/2023 5:37 am

Ha☺️


rondiri replies on 2/16/2023 9:54 am:

drmgirl622 68F  
26134 posts
2/16/2023 5:46 am

I guess Doc told him


rondiri replies on 2/16/2023 9:54 am:

tee_lee 47F/47F
85 posts
2/16/2023 6:52 am

Ummm, they actually put you on a bypass machine and stop the heart, BUT there is just a bit of a time crunch opposed to smoke and drinking breaks.

LL

Keeping it real


rondiri replies on 2/16/2023 9:55 am:

likeithot19 62M
6085 posts
2/16/2023 7:55 am

oldie but goody!


rondiri replies on 2/16/2023 9:55 am:

brandygirasol 55T
9435 posts
2/16/2023 8:30 am

    Quoting  :

Hi Izzy thanx for the points you sent me I used them yesterday trying to I M you but missed the mark I guess SORRY I don't want you to think I'm rude or ungrateful... Hope you read this, Izzy👄


manni_pr 52T
2609 posts
2/16/2023 1:36 pm

You forgot to drop the mic


rondiri replies on 2/16/2023 2:58 pm:
BOOM, squack EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Dave54321 61M
2718 posts
2/16/2023 2:30 pm

Very true.

As an engineer there are a number of things I'd like to adjust,
overhaul, or replace! Can I find the parts, or the setting info,
can I heck.


rondiri replies on 2/16/2023 2:59 pm:


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