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smoking in the rain Jane and Arlene are outside their nursing home, having a drink and a smoke, when it starts to rain. Jane pulls out a condom, cuts off the end, puts it over her cigarette, and continues<b> smoking. </font></b>Arlene: What in the hell is that? Jane: A condom. This way my cigarette doesn't get wet. Arlene: Where did you get it? Jane: You can get them at any pharmacy. The next day, Arlene hobbles herself into the local pharmacy and announces to the pharmacist that she wants a box of condoms. The pharmacist, obviously embarrassed, looks at her kind of strangely (she is, after all, over 80 years of age), but very delicately asks what size, texture, brand of condom she prefers. 'Doesn't matter Sonny, as long as it fits on a Camel.' The pharmacist fainted. |
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Lol.......I hope the pharmacist is okay 
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Camels filtered taste better.
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Shocking things go on in nursing homes. I had to say my finger sternly at a one legged old coot in a wheelchair was sexually harassing my mother😵
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Camels filtered taste better. How big a blender have you got?  xx "People who think they know everything are a great annoyance to those of us who do."
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Most fitting for a hump day......  Some have to hump to get it....and others have to have a hump to get it.
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