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rondiri 65M
7312 posts
3/14/2023 9:34 pm

Last Read:
3/15/2023 11:20 am

Don't peek


A Young Woman was preparing for her Wedding.
She asked her Mother to go out and buy a Nice, Long Black Negligee and carefully place it in her Suitcase so it would not Wrinkle.
Mom forgot her task, until the last minute, so she dashed out and could only find a Short Pink Nightee.
She bought it and quickly threw it into the Suitcase.
After the Wedding, the Bride and Groom enter their Hotel Room.
The Groom was a little self-conscious, so he asked his new Bride to change in the Bathroom and promise not to Peek while he got ready for Bed.
While she was in the Bathroom, she opened her Suitcase and saw the Negligee her Mother had thrown in there.
She exclaimed, "Oh No, it's Short, Pink and Wrinkled"..
Then her Groom cried out,
"F.F.S.. I thought I told you not to Peek"..

rondiri 65M
11204 posts
3/14/2023 9:35 pm

and the honeymoon went down hill from there.


likeithot19 62M
6112 posts
3/15/2023 5:49 am

Wouldn't it be terrible to find that out AFTER the ceremony...


manni_pr 52T
2610 posts
3/15/2023 6:13 am

    Quoting likeithot19:
    Wouldn't it be terrible to find that out AFTER the ceremony...
I know!


brandygirasol 55T
9437 posts
3/15/2023 6:54 am

Ha☺️


rondiri replies on 3/15/2023 11:20 am:

drmgirl622 68F  
26213 posts
3/15/2023 8:17 am

I see an annulment in the future



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