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rondiri 65M
7312 posts
3/25/2023 7:22 pm

Last Read:
3/26/2023 5:58 pm

Close call


I was a very happy man. My wonderful girlfriend and I had been dating for over a year, and so we decided to get married. There was only one little thing bothering me—it was her beautiful younger sister. My prospective sister-in-law was twenty-two, wore very tight miniskirts, and generally was bra-less. She would regularly bend down when she was near me, and I always got more than a nice view. It had to be deliberate. Because she never did it when she was near anyone else.One day her “little” sister called and asked me to come over to check the wedding invitations. She was alone when I arrived, and she whispered to me that she had feelings and desires for me that she couldn’t overcome. She told me that she wanted me just once before I got married and committed my life to her sister. Well, I was in total shock, and couldn’t say a word.She said, “I’m going upstairs to my bedroom, and if you want one last wild fling, just come up and get me.”I was stunned and frozen in shock as I watched her go up the stairs. I stood there for a moment, then turned and made a beeline straight to the front door.
I opened the door, and headed straight towards my car. Lo and behold, my entire future family was standing outside, all clapping! With tears in his eyes, my father-in-law hugged me and said, “We are very happy that you have passed our little test. We couldn’t ask for a better man for our . Welcome to the family.”.And the moral of this story is: Always keep your condoms in your car.

rondiri 65M
11202 posts
3/25/2023 7:22 pm

big brain saved the little brain's ass


brandygirasol 55T
9437 posts
3/25/2023 8:04 pm

Sir Ron Everytime you post a joke ALT deletes your post. ALT has no sense of humour... Ha☺️


rondiri replies on 3/26/2023 1:28 am:
They are all there, not sure what you mean by getting deleted

boh99 68M
3172 posts
3/25/2023 9:22 pm

that was funny !


meltwill2 72M
3830 posts
3/25/2023 10:25 pm

    Quoting rondiri:
    big brain saved the little brain's ass
gotta remember that one for coffee in the morning.....


likeithot19 62M
6112 posts
3/26/2023 4:55 am

We don't want them falling out when we pull out our wallet to pay!


rondiri replies on 3/26/2023 9:01 am:

drmgirl622 68F  
26193 posts
3/26/2023 7:12 am

Imagine a car saving your life......


rondiri replies on 3/26/2023 5:58 pm:

likeithot19 62M
6112 posts
3/26/2023 10:53 am

at the restaurant... especially not Wallyworld


rondiri replies on 3/26/2023 5:58 pm:


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