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hands off the organist A small church had a very attractive big-busted organist named Susan, and her breasts were so large that they bounced and jiggled while she played the organ. Unfortunately, she distracted the male part of the congregation considerably. The very proper church ladies were appalled. They said something had to be done about this or they would have to get another organist. So one of the ladies approached Susan very discreetly about the problem, & told her to mash up some green persimmons & rub them on her nipples and all over her breasts, which should cause them to shrink in size, but warned her not to taste any of the green persimmons, because they are so sour they will make your mouth pucker up & you won't be able to talk properly for a while. The voluptuous organist reluctantly agreed to try it. The following Sunday morning the minister walked up to the pulpit and said, “Dew to thircumsthanthis bewond my contwol, we will not hab a thermon tewday. |
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men of the cloth, huh?
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Men of the cloth, are but men. They prove that point, over and over again There was this cowboy and his dog who were out with their cattle when they got bushwacked...cattle stolen and both left for dead. A wagon train found them and took them to a convent to heal. The nuns accepted them and housed them in their candle making room. Not all of the nuns, were hard on the eyes and after the cowboy started healing up he was getting boners being around all of these women. To ease that he would jack off in to the wax. As the dog was his best friend, he would do the same for him. They both got well and went on their way. A few months passed and one of the nuns came up tp sister superior and said it is a miracle, as I am pregnant. Sister superior replied that is nothing sister Rachel just had her third litter of puppies
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 To be fair, there's no evidence he used his hands!
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Now that's the kind of sermon I like
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Ha☺️
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But of course
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