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"OLD" IS WHEN see comments |
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1. "OLD" IS WHEN..... Your wife says, "Let's go upstairs and make love," and you answer, "Honey, I can't do both!" 2. "OLD" IS WHEN..... Your friends compliment you on your new alligator shoes and you're barefoot. 3. "OLD" IS WHEN..... A sexy babe catches your fancy and your pacemaker opens the garage door. 4. "OLD" IS WHEN..... Going bra-less pulls all the wrinkles out of your face. 5. "OLD" IS WHEN..... You don't care where your spouse goes, just as long as you don't have to go along. 6. "OLD" IS WHEN..... You are cautioned to slow down by the doctor instead of by the police. 7. "OLD" IS WHEN..... "Getting a little action" means I don't need to take any fiber today. 8. "OLD" IS WHEN..... "Getting lucky" means you find your car in the car park. 9. "OLD" IS WHEN..... An "all nighter" means not getting up to pee!
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Got to love the senior years.  BAHAHA
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lol
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Old is when it takes you all night to do what you used to do all night
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Lol Howling at the moon and mal ad osteo.
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That's why my garage door opens every time my neighbor comes out do her yard work. Thanks !
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I'll pass than you...😏
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Old can be so much fun 
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Old is relative.
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. When you take off your bra and the wrinkles disappear from your face! xx "People who think they know everything are a great annoyance to those of us who do."
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