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An elderly lady was somewhat lonely and decided that she needed a pet to keep her company. So off to the pet shop, she went. She searched, and nothing seemed to catch her interest except this one ugly frog. As she walked by the barrel he was in, he looked up and winked at her! He whispered, “I’m lonely too, buy me and you won’t be sorry.” The old Lady figured, what the heck, as she hadn’t found anything else. So, she bought the frog and went to her car. Driving down the road, the frog whispered to her, “Kiss me, you won’t be sorry.” So, the old lady figured what the heck and kissed the frog. Immediately the frog turned into an absolutely gorgeous, sexy, handsome young prince. Then the prince kissed her back, and you know what the old lady turned into? The first motel she could find...She’s old, not dead!
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sweet & funny, 😍
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This guy walks in to a bar on a rainy afternoon. Only people there was the bartender and a lady. He asks if it is okay to sit by her, She says sure, then he turns to the bartender and asks if he minds if his pet frog can be on the bar? Bartender says if the lady doesn't mind, I don't either. The man pulls this giant bull frog out of a bag he was carrying , thanking them both.. The lady says Oh My that is a big frog. To which the guy says I am very proud of him as I have been teaching him to eat pussy... Think about that long tongue... The lady says really. and orders another drink. The guy says Hey I am getting me one, let me buy you one too, bartender, make them both doubles. So they start drinking together and after a while the lady says you really teaching your frog that? To which he replied YES. Hey if you want, I can show you. She said well I do live close, would you like to come to my place? He said sure, why not let's finish up these drinks and I will get us a bottle to go. They get to her place and says what now? He says take off your clothes lay down on the bed with your legs spread and i will put him where he can do it., She does sort of giggling, He puts the bull frog between her legs, and it just sits there. She says, well. He says give him a little more time. The bull frog continues to just sit there... She again sayys well? The man picks up the frog looks at it and states, Frog, this is the last tiime I am going to show you how to do this...
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Double Ha👅
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She knows what she's doing 
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11/5/2023 4:45 pm |
typically frogs aren't to be trifled with, but don't expect them to be too bright. At the end of the day, they are still a frog.
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hope they had a good time!
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11/6/2023 7:30 am |
Ha!
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Peace frog?
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