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rondiri 65M
7307 posts
1/5/2024 9:01 am

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1/6/2024 9:14 am

whale job


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rondiri 65M
11182 posts
1/5/2024 9:01 am

A male whale and a female whale were swimming off the coast of Japan when they noticed a whaling ship. The male whale recognised it as the same ship that had harpooned his father many years earlier:
He said to the female whale. "Let's both swim under the ship and blow out of our air holes at the same time and it should cause the ship to turn over and sink."
They tried it and sure enough, the ship turned over and quickly sank.
Soon, however, the whales realised the sailors had jumped overboard and were swimming to the safety of the shore.
The male was enraged that they were going to get away and told the female "let's swim after them and gobble them up before they reach the shore."
At this point, he realised the female was becoming reluctant to follow him.
"Look." She said "I went along with the blow job, but I absolutely refuse to swallow the seamen."


grywolf2 73M
3114 posts
1/5/2024 9:11 am


rydermantel 69M
25424 posts
1/5/2024 9:26 am

HAPPY FRIDAY


rondiri replies on 1/6/2024 9:13 am:
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drmgirl622 68F  
26119 posts
1/5/2024 9:45 am

I love it


rondiri replies on 1/6/2024 9:13 am:

brandygirasol 55T
9435 posts
1/5/2024 10:21 am

Ha👅


rondiri replies on 1/6/2024 9:13 am:

rosaenaluin 65F
11026 posts
1/5/2024 10:33 am

Funny! hahahaha


rondiri replies on 1/6/2024 9:13 am:

meltwill2 72M  
3810 posts
1/5/2024 11:41 am


rondiri replies on 1/6/2024 9:13 am:

Artschoolgrad 47M
8730 posts
1/5/2024 1:27 pm

actually did not see that coming! lol!


rondiri replies on 1/6/2024 9:14 am:

Dave54321 61M
2718 posts
1/5/2024 3:07 pm


Very good, as Art said, didn't see it coming.


rondiri replies on 1/6/2024 9:14 am:

JohnnyLightning 65M  
9676 posts
1/6/2024 5:29 am

Have no respect for a female that spits

Howling at the moon and mal ad osteo.


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