Reset Password
Reset Link Sent
| Blogs > GRISwasbowjest > The PARADISE News Letter |
|
19 dec 1925hrs STILL FEELING LIKE SHIT, though i have no right to be, decission where made life changed totally id nearly excepted everything and then a special day arrived and im right back where i was a year ago. fuck knows how im going to react on MY birthday? was sent home from sally arm today, i have a wicked cough and chills. Im sitting here with the heating on 25 and 3 fleece blankets and the knitted one i got given last year. and im still cold. with a runny nose too. ordered 3 tubs of chinnese chicken soup for tea in the hopw it works like jewish penacilin. if i feel this bad in the morning i ll have to call the hospital to see what they want me to do attept at laughing A girl asks her boyfriend to try a new drink. She orders salt vodka and milk. He looks doubtful but she encourages him and he agrees. She instructs him to put a pinch of salt on his tongue drink the shot of vodka and follow quickly with milk. He does so and in 1 second the vodka hits his taste buds in 2 seconds the milk curdles in 3 seconds the salty liquid curdles into mucus and in 4 seconds it makes him gag. Being manly he swallows the rank liquid and splutters "what the<b> bloody </font></b>HELL is that called" she smiles sweetly and says "blowjob revenge" |
 |
 |
 |
| Become a member to comment on this blog | ||
 |
×
×