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24 dec 1156hrs SEASOND WHAT EVER YO HO BLOODY HO Im now convinced we are due some kind of military invasion or at least a siege of some kind. Asda are limiting sales of 2 packs of LOTS of things per customer. at the tills,,,,, TILL I see you have 3 large cartons of cream sir ? ME.....yes TILL....It is store policy today, only 2 of any item per customer, your have to leave one ME...i could leave one, pay for these 2, then come back and get the 3rd TILL...It is store policy today, only 2 of any item per customer, ME....ok ill just have 2 then, i pay put them in my bag and rejoin the till que, when i get to the till again, i pick up the cream i just left at the till and pay and the girl says to me.. TILL ,,if you only have one item you could have used the express till, would have saved you so much time. ME..but the cream was here said in a total dead pan way with no hint of sarcasum TILL..its normally in row 8, with the other dairy products, they must be doing a cream promotion and putting it near the tills ME ..they must be. you have a good christmas yo ho ho TILL,,,i have another 6 hours of this, then it will be good, you take care, It is store policy today, only 2 of any item per customer SAID TO THE PERSON BEHIND ME UNLOADING A FULL TROLLEY OF NOTHING PACKS OF MIX VEG. THE JOYS OF CHRISTMAS SHOPPING ! got custard powder too. I might have over estermated the amount of<b> jelly </font></b>i needed. The swiss roll is covered in the bowl. the raspberrys i binned as where going a bit 'off' and added 3 cans of fruit salad, i know i know the purists amoungst you will be crying HERATIC ! but needs must when the devil drives. and theres no way im going back to asda to brave the somme produce trenches again today. The extra<b> jelly </font></b>i put in a jug, i dont know why, i do know why, i dont really like it that much, but i know some one who does, but ill be tossing it away later as its very unlikly they will ever turn up to eat it. i could freeze it i guess but seems pointles. like lot of things i do, pointless and just out of habit, like saving the hash brown from a macdees breakfast as i got so used to just giving it to some one else. After 2 or 3 days i then binn the collection of hash browns in the bin. im just a sad and tragic man. bright sunshine out doors, not a bit like the christmas's i had in my youth. I might go down the sea front and gather with despondant groups of middle aged men, in collective huddles all bemoaning the price of paxo and dont wifes girlfriends partners understand the money tree dose not bare extra fruit at xmas. |
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