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WhiteDom4BlacFem 50M
9 posts
4/8/2022 6:22 am
When my back goes out...


When I wake up and go the bathroom and my back goes out; I still find time to pee but not all of it makes the toilet.

When I step up onto a curb and my back goes out: I still manage to open the door and go where I intended to go telling people not to touch me.

When I bend over to pick up anything heavier than air and my back goes out; I just say "Fuck it!".

When my back goes out I drink Woodruff Reserve rather than tea.
When my back goes out I smoke weed rather than doing anything else.
When my back goes out I go to the roller rink and laugh as people fall on their ass.

When my back goes out; I am still me: just a little more drunk and high and sadistic.

rondiri 65M
11200 posts
4/8/2022 11:37 am

I know that feeling, sucks getting old


ridermantel 68M

4/8/2022 6:55 am

All of the above!



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