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ASecretPet4U 101M
2 posts
10/27/2022 2:53 pm
Junior High


Most of the women on this site approach men as if they were still in Junior high. "Do you want to see my hoo hoo?" Dear, that approach stopped working with men, real men, at around 11th grade. Step into the light....

Can you imagine sitting with a lady in a fine restaurant, and halfway through the evening she asks, "Do you want to see my V-J?"

First date? Not no, h .... no. What is it, the STD or did they just take a taxi from the prison?

I was walking down a street in a certain country when two young women, very nicely dressed per their means by the way, walked up to me and asked in a langauge other than English, "Would I like to sit with them and talk about what they could do for me?"

No, but get this. Hint: they were dressed as well as they could afford, and get this, they were very polite about it.

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So, "Hi, do you want to see my Vegetable Garden?"

Lady, that is creepy, really<b> creepy. </font></b>Store this in your data, I haven't intentionally looked at a picture of a naked woman since 4th grade. I am not alone.

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