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I can be the storm or the calm, let me soth you A podcast of Pain Transfer Welcome listeners! Thank you for logging on once again to another week of the Decoders of Trend. Where I take a look at what is trending on everyone's posts, and why this might be the case. This episode is sponsored in part by Becel, your premier choice for the mellow yellow delight on toast. Now that I have fulfilled my advertising requirements, let's get down to this week's broadcast. This week, instead of leading you down the rabbit hole, like I normally do on Decoders of Trend, This week I am here reaching out to you, my listeners, to get your opinion. While I know that this is not what you were expecting when you tuned into this podcast, please stay with me. I promise that next week I will be back examining the newest, hottest, and sometimes wacky ideas that have been popping up and gaining speed in this oversharing world. I am truly sorry to all my fans, but this week I am looking to be the listener. I wholeheartedly desire your opinion so please be kind enough to give it. I have been obsessed with this idea all week, and so have slacked in my research looking into finding out what is trending right now. I just know that you, my viewers, who love tearing apart the weird and unusual ideas of social media, are the greatest resource I can turn to for advice. I need your help to determine if I should go into a side hustle. I think that it might just be weird enough to gain widespread acceptance. As much as I love my podcast, the greenbacks I receive for hosting it are not enough to keep me well stocked in any part of my life. Not that I regret sharing this podcast with you. This outlet feeds my soul and I do it for that reason more than the money I am receiving so worry not you will hear from me long into the future. To keep in the spirit of the show I will start my pitch with one of the topics of last week, the weird flex. This might be a weird flex but I don't know what else to say but that I am loving the unpredicted side effects of my new slew of mixed pills. To any new listeners yes I freely admit that I mix drugs quite frequently to achieve an ephemeral high, and I am not ashamed of my risky business. We all half to die someday and I plan to go out blasted out of my mind. The question I am posing to all you viewers of the Decoders of Trend is if I should cook up a batch to take to the street. help me decode if this drug is something that will be able to attain greatness under the onslaught of things competing the a consumer's cash. An audience dedicated to looking into the newest fads could have no greater insight into the average consumers mindset. I truly want and respect your opinions, you can't not be an unthinking lamb of life if you listen to this program, so please post your thoughts below if you think this side effect is cool enough to be a lucrative mad coin making opportunity. And post if you think it is totally insane. I really think I could make a killing by taking this mix of drugs to the street because this is something entirely new to the black market of drugs It took me some real gut spewing agony trying to figure out which pills were reacting to each other in this amazing way. I took a lot of pills the first time I experience this but I have narrowed it down to 3. I could<b> crush </font></b>these pills and mix them to make a truly unique street drug. I know some of you will rage and rant that this world does not need another dangerous street drug. That all street drugs do is harm the lower class that take them to forget how miserable their lives truly are. As I am part of this lower class let me tell you I love this rush so much that I believe even straight-laced individuals will find it appealing enough to try. This is not a combo of toxins that will give someone a psychedelic high, this is something else entirely. So hang in there a little longer and let me finish before you sign off in a disgusted huff. I don't want to give this mix of drugs away, but there are 3 of them. 2 that I take for my well being instead of for recreation, so I highly doubt this will kill anyone from an overdose, otherwise I would not even consider it. I might be cool with muting my own life but I am not a murder. Let's call these delightful pills the blue pill, the yellow pill, and the red pill. I have chosen to name these pills after our primary colors in this broadcast for the truly sentimental reason that I think that this outlet has been giving new color to my selfish heart. If you are still listening I know that I have caught your interest and I won't keep you in suspense anymore, the mix of these three drugs make it so your pain receptors broadcast outward instead of going to your brain. Now pain relief is always something to celebrate, but it would not get recognition if that is all this combo did. Even I who live my life in pain would not be giving it another thought because while the satisfaction of a pain free day is good, there is enough pain relief in this world to mute everyone's pain for the rest of our days. The distinguishing factor for these drugs is the broadcasting element. Let me spell it out for you, this literally makes it so that all your problems become someone else's problems. Don't we all have someone that we want to inflict pain to. Don't we all want to give holy payback on l because of the heartache they have given us? This drug makes it so, so devilishly easy to do just that. To effortlessly inflict the pain I have been suffering this past decade on one of my tormentors in life has been so uplifting to my soul. to watch others deal with the pain that I have woken up to and had to suffer while I waited for my pain meds to kick in has been truly therapeutic. Perhaps it is ethically wrong to have all the pain you have, affect someone else but I say who gives flying fuck if it allows me and others to mute our pain while we watch someone else suffer besides us. We all have that dark glint inside that makes us cringe when wd really analyze ourselves, but we have decoded the hype of the world long enough together for me to know that you have faced the fact that this sadistic side of ourselves is just a part of life. We love seeing someone suffer, otherwise why post so many crotch shots to funniest home videos. Watching someone else suffer pain gives us the naughty shivers, that we cover in laughter. To know that it's your own misery you are doling out gives it a whole other level of satisfaction because I know that there is not one crippled so who looks at a healthy body and is turned Green With envy that they were born without this crippling pain. I am sure some of you right now are screaming at me that I am being a dumb ass, and that no one is going to willingly let us bring them to their knees in pain, and not get revenge back, but I have not finished. You might be thinking that we are trading the physical pain with a pain of loneliness, that taking this pill will cause us to lose all ties of companionship the first time anyone gets high on this. And you would be right, as much as we glory in others misfortune, we are vengeful about protecting ourselves, but the great thing is no one is going to remember the torture. If that is not kindness on both sides I don't know what is. I myself have gone over 12 times to watch my complaining neighbor withering in pain sipping from my thermos, and he never remembers, just takes up the conversational thread when I step back. If no one remembers our viciousness, then did the horrid act cause any damage? I say not. The good thing about this transfer is that one has to be face to face for this transfer to work. About three steps away, which makes me feel better. Even I, who embraces everyone dark side, because I embrace life as a whole beautiful broken masterpiece would think twice about inflicting this on a passing infant as an example I sometimes wonder if the pain is hoarding itself until it can be released and that is why they whimper so much as I come into range; or where the pain goes when I am not near someone, but the science is not important. The question is do you think there are enough people that have their body's screaming at them day in and night out that would take great satisfaction in doing this drug, allowing them to inflict their pain on others, with no foreseeable consequences? well my viewers what say you? Should I start this side hustle? Comment below, and until next week listeners of the decoders of trend, keep your mind fisky and curious. let it not be swayed by the flow of the masses around us. One must be mindful and determined because without strong opinions one can never grow independently strong, or keep oneself from losing oneself in the multitude of others strong voices. hello, what your passion, where do you see it leading you in the next 3 years |
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