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AliasTemple 57M
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2/1/2023 6:04 pm
Saint Joan of Arc


Saint Joan of Arc The Maid of Orleans

is Considered a national heroin

of France and a Catholic saint

A peasant girl born in eastern France

She met Jack who could eat no fat

she led the French army very keen

to several important victories I think

which paved the coronation of the king

during the Hundred Year War it was

wasn't it? Her Blessings through history

She was captured by the Burgundians
sold to the English, tried by a royal Queen
burned the stake when she was nineteen
The bœuf à la bourguignonne was yummy
although tis is a well known traditional French recipe
because Jack could eat no lean

No wait that was his wife
I think her name was Jean or was it Joan
or was it Jull doth love no lean?
Glory Glory Hallelujah !
The microwave come up and fool ya!
I'm all mixed up but this I know that
She was a matriarch wait no
that is not right.. a Saint it twas I think
And so between them all, you see,
Jack Jumped over a candle stick,
slipped on a soap on a rope
and they licked the platter clean.

or was it.

Yet betwixt them both they lick the dishes clean

or was it cheese?

It was France...

wasn't it?

Or was it Hungary?
no wait..
I'm hungry..

Jack Sprat could eat no fat.

But I can...

So let the feast begin!!

Nobody dies at the steak here
because I like a good ending

The good guy always gets the fair maiden
even if she like egg plant parmasian instead.

Glory Glory Halleluliah!!

Glory Glory Halleluliah!!

Glory Glory Halleluliah!!

Glory Glory Halleluliah!!

His Truth is marching on!!!~!***


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