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comment section a wondrous portal where erotic art meets an amorous audience, creativity blooms, and somewhere, inevitably, a guy (or the occasional gal) drops a comment so cringeworthy it could peel paint. Welcome to the<b> dark </font></b>underbelly of social media as a whole, where erotic art showcases not just the beauty of the human form but also the unparalleled tact of keyboard warriors worldwide. Fear not, for I bring you the ultimate instruction manual on what not to say (and what to say) when you stumble upon erotic art that moves you. Let’s save some face, shall we? Chapter 1: Thou Shalt Not Lead with Thy Libido Wrong: "I want to slide under you and lick you until you shake, then lap up all the juices." Right: "This composition really emphasizes the natural beauty and strength of the human form. Great work!" Remember, folks, there’s a fine line between admiration and making someone want to call the police. The artwork isn’t an invitation for your best (read: worst) pickup lines. Appreciate the artistry and the skill it took to create the piece. Chapter 2: Avoid the Eggplant Emoji Like the Plague Wrong: "😏🍆💦" Right: "The lighting in this photo really accentuates the mood. Very impactful!" Emojis can be the seasoning of textual communication, adding flavor and emotion. However, when it comes to erotic art, maybe leave the eggplant and water droplets out of it. Opt for something that doesn’t suggest you’re a thirteen-year-old discovering the internet for the first time. Chapter 3: The Art of the Backhanded Compliment Wrong: "You’re pretty brave for posting these kinds of pictures. I could never post pics of scars or stretch marks like that." Right: "Your confidence and artistic expression are truly inspiring. Thank you for sharing your work." If your compliment needs a "but" in the middle, it’s probably best to hit the backspace key a few times. Compliments should uplift, not subtly (or not-so-subtly) put someone down. Chapter 4: The Mystic Art of Not Being Creepy Wrong: "I zoomed in and noticed [insert insanely specific observation here]." Right: "The attention to detail in this piece is remarkable. You’ve really captured something special." There’s appreciating detail, and then there’s making someone feel like they need to shower with their clothes on. Keep it classy, and remember that there’s a human on the other side of that screen. Chapter 5: When in Doubt, Don’t Be a Lout Wrong: "Nice! Wanna see mine?" Right: "Your work is really thought-provoking. It's refreshing to see artists challenge societal norms and explore complex themes." If your comment could double as an unsolicited DM, it’s a hard pass. Engage with the art intellectually. There’s plenty to explore without making it about your personal fantasies or ego. Epilogue: The Golden Rule Before hitting send, ask yourself: Would I say this to their face, in a room full of people, including my grandmother? If the answer is no, congratulations, you’re about to not be that guy. Erotic art, like all art, is a form of expression and deserves respect. Behind every piece is an artist putting themselves out there, both literally and metaphorically. |
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