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Blogs > cuzisaid > Swine & Pearls exist even here

cuzisaid 53F  
5548 posts
9/11/2016 4:45 pm
Impossible dreams, we all have them, don't we?

For example:

In my next life, I want to be born as Seth MacFarlanes underwear drawer.

Post pubescent preferably, but I ain't picky when it comes to the impossible, and really, could a 18-20 year old Seth be any more prolific at juvenile and potty humor than the middle aged one?
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OK, back to commenting on my prior post of fabulous bloggerness playlist comments. It's been an all day extra special enjoyable un-task and far from impossible to love.
Sometimes I make a move, sorry to leave my home, but hope I will find another of equal character.
At night I gaze at the starry mass with no idea to which one the earth attached.
May'be that cute little one over there or that one that sits alone in the inky black.
~~ 'My place amongst the stars' c/o former member SPB ~~
cuzisaid 53F  
14988 posts
9/11/2016 4:47 pm

 Oh yeah! And btw...I just FAN-FUCKED a few of y'all and I did IT to music too
Sometimes I make a move, sorry to leave my home, but hope I will find another of equal character.
At night I gaze at the starry mass with no idea to which one the earth attached.
May'be that cute little one over there or that one that sits alone in the inky black.
~~ 'My place amongst the stars' c/o former member SPB ~~


sophis_id 60F
16373 posts
9/12/2016 1:59 pm

 I want to come back as my own dog.....he is the most spoiled adored fur child ever. I don't know of anybody that sweeps their house at least twice a day, cleans the sofa daily and bathes their dog until their eyes roll......hell, he even holds his feet out for me.....all 70 pounds of him. He uses his daddy as a pillow and I feed him pretty much whatever he wants.....I want to be YogiMaster!!!!


Inner Fucking Peace: watch?v=92i5m3tV5XY


tahimikbayani 53M
8008 posts
9/13/2016 7:15 pm

 Sound like you need a #1 Fan...


cuzisaid 53F  
14988 posts
9/14/2016 7:36 pm
    Quoting  :
Bahahahahahahah That is outrageous!

Ok, not that you wanna be a nipple cuz, yeah you are you and nipples are magical, but

son of a bitch

you haven't even made it to that life and already you've started shit by picking favorites.

You COULD have said you wanted to be ONE of Anhs nipples, bbbuuuuttt nnnnooooo you had to say the RIGHT one. Now the left will be jealous, feel like the 'wrong' one and bounce out of sync in tank tops.

Its kinda comforting to know that you'll be a troublemaker in your next life too.
Sometimes I make a move, sorry to leave my home, but hope I will find another of equal character.
At night I gaze at the starry mass with no idea to which one the earth attached.
May'be that cute little one over there or that one that sits alone in the inky black.
~~ 'My place amongst the stars' c/o former member SPB ~~


cuzisaid 53F  
14988 posts
9/14/2016 7:40 pm
    Quoting sophis_id:
    I want to come back as my own dog.....he is the most spoiled adored fur child ever. I don't know of anybody that sweeps their house at least twice a day, cleans the sofa daily and bathes their dog until their eyes roll......hell, he even holds his feet out for me.....all 70 pounds of him. He uses his daddy as a pillow and I feed him pretty much whatever he wants.....I want to be YogiMaster!!!!
So lemme get this straight... As Dogi_id, One gets bathed, groomed, dressed in cute bandanas; get cooked for and cleaned up after and gets to belly flop on aH?

ok, if you don't come back as your dog, I sure the hell am!
Sometimes I make a move, sorry to leave my home, but hope I will find another of equal character.
At night I gaze at the starry mass with no idea to which one the earth attached.
May'be that cute little one over there or that one that sits alone in the inky black.
~~ 'My place amongst the stars' c/o former member SPB ~~


cuzisaid 53F  
14988 posts
9/14/2016 7:41 pm

 Should I consider that an offer?
Sometimes I make a move, sorry to leave my home, but hope I will find another of equal character.
At night I gaze at the starry mass with no idea to which one the earth attached.
May'be that cute little one over there or that one that sits alone in the inky black.
~~ 'My place amongst the stars' c/o former member SPB ~~


cuzisaid 53F  
14988 posts
9/14/2016 8:27 pm
    Quoting  :
Oh for fucks sake

*laughs*

see what I mean?!?!

You came to report that you have a report about nothing to report? I dunno. Seems like you said a mouthful.

The casks of Iwantitallthough. I think I read that in high school English class
Sometimes I make a move, sorry to leave my home, but hope I will find another of equal character.
At night I gaze at the starry mass with no idea to which one the earth attached.
May'be that cute little one over there or that one that sits alone in the inky black.
~~ 'My place amongst the stars' c/o former member SPB ~~


cuzisaid 53F  
14988 posts
9/14/2016 8:31 pm
    Quoting  :
I think tree birth works a bit differently. You get dropped on your head before you're able to be born. Lucky seeds. Getting dropped on ones head as a human child does strange things to a girl later in life.

More ALT altness. Except for when it makes me yell, I just take it as it comes and use it before it goes.
Sometimes I make a move, sorry to leave my home, but hope I will find another of equal character.
At night I gaze at the starry mass with no idea to which one the earth attached.
May'be that cute little one over there or that one that sits alone in the inky black.
~~ 'My place amongst the stars' c/o former member SPB ~~


cuzisaid 53F  
14988 posts
9/15/2016 8:02 pm
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Good thing ol Freddy grabbed it while he could. If he'd have waited, he'd have missed out. Or the reverse. Who can tell about such things!?

I'm even less of a trump fan than I am of wine. At least with wine there are sweet options though they still stink just as much as the political choices do.

*Nods* both quotes are excellent in the way only things with a core of hope can be. I've been on a King Lear kick this week, though a Shakespeare fan I am not. Still.....his 'make guilty the sun, the moon, the stars quote is superb. Especially during a full moon when the schools and pillows are ramping up.

I remember that coke investigation. Took rust off chrome bumpers. It's also great for stripping bad hair dye from your hair. That I know from experience.

Good thing aim an RC cola girl or I'd feel guilty drinking my hair product

What got you thinking about coke
Sometimes I make a move, sorry to leave my home, but hope I will find another of equal character.
At night I gaze at the starry mass with no idea to which one the earth attached.
May'be that cute little one over there or that one that sits alone in the inky black.
~~ 'My place amongst the stars' c/o former member SPB ~~



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