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cuzisaid 53F  
5548 posts
3/10/2018 9:20 pm
RIGHT BALL! LEFT BALL! Or How many dicks does it take to fill...

up the blog home page?

Apparently just O N E

Because NO O.N.E. is the blog boss of me, I'm tempted to make A FRIEND ONLY post just to be ornery but naaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhh

I took a Roadtrip to Peace, Love & Little Doughnuts and had a maple bacon glazed bit of yummy goodness while listening to Bohemian Rhapsody and Ripple while standing in line. Hippy dippy desserty goodness can cure all things.

I searched the net for a good one or two day roadtrip and found a cute lil hotel in Florence, Ky called Wildwood Inn where they have themed rooms.

A treehouse! A Pirate Ship! A cave! Mini waterfall in the tub....*sighs* Bliss for a big with a gypsy heart but only a gypsy big toe or two not full blown gypsy feet.

I think more of us need less kinky stories with faux leather accents and more bathrobe belt ties in a living room blanket fort.

The older I get the more simple my heart gets (and that's saying something) and the less I want to put off or wait until later for what I want today. The less I think and the more I feel. The less I see and the more I hear.

Im responsible. Im employed. Im honorable and try to leave the world a bit better than I find it most of every day, so go karts and silly folks who make me laugh and stupid movies and frivolous spending on myself on a more regular basis.....?

Yeah....I am all in. I consider it an investment in my future self and the stories I may never get to tell. But if I dooooooooooo

I refuse to look back and say....I want.

Id rather know I HAVE/I DID/I HOPED/I LOST/ I DREAMED/ I WON/ I TRIED

and I am making a promise to me and anyone along for the ride that I always will.

I guess that makes me the penis in between us and Im okay with seeing that kind of dick.



Sometimes I make a move, sorry to leave my home, but hope I will find another of equal character.
At night I gaze at the starry mass with no idea to which one the earth attached.
May'be that cute little one over there or that one that sits alone in the inky black
.
~~ 'My place amongst the stars' c/o former member SPB ~~


cuzisaid 53F  
14988 posts
3/10/2018 9:55 pm

Shiver me timbers

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Sometimes I make a move, sorry to leave my home, but hope I will find another of equal character.
At night I gaze at the starry mass with no idea to which one the earth attached.
May'be that cute little one over there or that one that sits alone in the inky black
.
~~ 'My place amongst the stars' c/o former member SPB ~~


virtualcuzi 52T
1260 posts
3/11/2018 4:28 am

I doused myself with fire and ice today. I remember back to my school days when all the girls used it, and it still makes me feel loose and trashy when I smell it. Makes me feel free again. I got given a pink purse to put in my pink handbag today. I really wanted a pink smart phone but was unable to speak up. I so get you sis with the waterfall in the tub. So long as I get to soak in a tub with a little bi carb soda and bubbles I can forgive the World ! I can forget the World, I can laugh at all the people who think they've got emselves sorted. Learned that talk from watchen some English TV. I'm into retail therapy too, I was looking at some rings and the guy asked me what I was looking for and I said I wanted a gold ring with three diamonds set askew like Orion's sword and I want a decent guy to pay for it. I get guys lining up wanting to experience me. On here too, it's a dick fest here on ALT. Pussy boys who need a dick up their ass!

Imagine my surprise when I found out that my opinion actually mattered!


InderioMinx 54F  
19838 posts
3/11/2018 5:28 am

Florence KY huh? Hmm... might have to check that out. Could be a cool weekend away. Mini waterfall? Nice!

I'm all about the weekends away this year. Self-care baby, self-care

Nice to see you back around these parts.

Ars longa, vita brevis - Art is long, life is short


jenny14 75T  
90348 posts
3/11/2018 8:52 am

cuzi

Welcome back! Again you make me smile with your positiviity


A life spent making mistakes is not only more honorable, but more useful than a life spent doing nothing. George Bernard Shaw

Jenny


drmgirl622 68F  
26110 posts
3/11/2018 9:09 am

Yesterday laughing with my best friend about yoga and farting was just what the Dr ordered. In all this leather, fishnets and collars a hearty laugh will always bring calm and contentment.


sophis_id 60F
16373 posts
3/11/2018 9:38 am

    Quoting InderioMinx:
    Florence KY huh? Hmm... might have to check that out. Could be a cool weekend away. Mini waterfall? Nice!

    I'm all about the weekends away this year. Self-care baby, self-care

    Nice to see you back around these parts.
Ya'll self care yourselves all the way to the Big D....snickers....Dallas ya pervs!!!



Inner Fucking Peace: watch?v=92i5m3tV5XY


GOD_GOD_GOD 98M

3/11/2018 2:31 pm

A stairway to heaven inside a trunk with a dick? Is it a sign of things that must cum to pass? Escape through the tree house of Babble when your enemies surround you ! Let the light shine from scenic 3D wallpaper to temper the dawn of new beginnings! Be as one with the tide when days becalmed in the Doldrums offer not a shred of breeze to tighten slack sheets, and know your subterranean caverns well, for it is said that when the Bohemian (Gypsy) sings a song about rapture, the World will be tempted. Lucky the ones that do not hear such a song! They shield their ears and seek the places that sound cannot penetrate! My chosen shall awaken to greet the new day! I am the Alpha and Omega!


DancingDom 74M
22588 posts
3/13/2018 1:59 pm

The only thing I did not like seeing in these photos..a TV.

Check out Madonna Inn in San Luis Obispo, CA.

"One Big Sky Covers Us All Equally"


SylviaSoulier 58F
8209 posts
3/18/2018 10:21 am



That’s a nice thick trunk #phenarrphenarr

I’m glad to see you back.

Maybe we should all go Friends only.

Be a shame to shut the doors to keep one large elephant out of the room though.


cuzisaid 53F  
14988 posts
4/7/2018 11:41 pm

    Quoting  :

Not that you were taking requests, buuutttt I'd have preferred the other sabath song. I just thought it was a clever email address not knowing it was a song sample.

Sometimes I make a move, sorry to leave my home, but hope I will find another of equal character.
At night I gaze at the starry mass with no idea to which one the earth attached.
May'be that cute little one over there or that one that sits alone in the inky black
.
~~ 'My place amongst the stars' c/o former member SPB ~~


cuzisaid 53F  
14988 posts
4/7/2018 11:42 pm

    Quoting  :

It's a super cool looking place. I dunno if I'll get to it this year since my mom has decided she MUST see Celine in vegas before Ms Dion retires....again.

Sometimes I make a move, sorry to leave my home, but hope I will find another of equal character.
At night I gaze at the starry mass with no idea to which one the earth attached.
May'be that cute little one over there or that one that sits alone in the inky black
.
~~ 'My place amongst the stars' c/o former member SPB ~~


cuzisaid 53F  
14988 posts
4/7/2018 11:45 pm

    Quoting  :

*cracks up* Did ya beat your chest while proclaiming you jungle lordness?

I have no wisdom either, sweets, just a lots of mid level semi bright ideas that may or may not go anywhere. Thats a story.

Sometimes I make a move, sorry to leave my home, but hope I will find another of equal character.
At night I gaze at the starry mass with no idea to which one the earth attached.
May'be that cute little one over there or that one that sits alone in the inky black
.
~~ 'My place amongst the stars' c/o former member SPB ~~


cuzisaid 53F  
14988 posts
4/7/2018 11:49 pm

    Quoting virtualcuzi:
    I doused myself with fire and ice today. I remember back to my school days when all the girls used it, and it still makes me feel loose and trashy when I smell it. Makes me feel free again. I got given a pink purse to put in my pink handbag today. I really wanted a pink smart phone but was unable to speak up. I so get you sis with the waterfall in the tub. So long as I get to soak in a tub with a little bi carb soda and bubbles I can forgive the World ! I can forget the World, I can laugh at all the people who think they've got emselves sorted. Learned that talk from watchen some English TV. I'm into retail therapy too, I was looking at some rings and the guy asked me what I was looking for and I said I wanted a gold ring with three diamonds set askew like Orion's sword and I want a decent guy to pay for it. I get guys lining up wanting to experience me. On here too, it's a dick fest here on ALT. Pussy boys who need a dick up their ass!
The waterfall tub is very fun looking....soothing not jacuzzish. Lol thats a hella lotta pink ya got going on there, hon but I approve the stellar bling and the cheeky acceptance of accents and sausage fests!

Sometimes I make a move, sorry to leave my home, but hope I will find another of equal character.
At night I gaze at the starry mass with no idea to which one the earth attached.
May'be that cute little one over there or that one that sits alone in the inky black
.
~~ 'My place amongst the stars' c/o former member SPB ~~


cuzisaid 53F  
14988 posts
4/7/2018 11:50 pm

    Quoting InderioMinx:
    Florence KY huh? Hmm... might have to check that out. Could be a cool weekend away. Mini waterfall? Nice!

    I'm all about the weekends away this year. Self-care baby, self-care

    Nice to see you back around these parts.
Nice close location right!?!?! Ive no clue if its as cute n kitschy as it looks but I am totally dying to give it a look in the next year or so.

Sometimes I make a move, sorry to leave my home, but hope I will find another of equal character.
At night I gaze at the starry mass with no idea to which one the earth attached.
May'be that cute little one over there or that one that sits alone in the inky black
.
~~ 'My place amongst the stars' c/o former member SPB ~~


cuzisaid 53F  
14988 posts
4/7/2018 11:52 pm

    Quoting jenny14:
    cuzi

    Welcome back! Again you make me smile with your positiviity

what a nice thing to say, Jen. I was feeling quite selfish and unapologetic about it, so it's nce to think I didnt come off as just a self serving knob

Sometimes I make a move, sorry to leave my home, but hope I will find another of equal character.
At night I gaze at the starry mass with no idea to which one the earth attached.
May'be that cute little one over there or that one that sits alone in the inky black
.
~~ 'My place amongst the stars' c/o former member SPB ~~


cuzisaid 53F  
14988 posts
4/7/2018 11:54 pm

    Quoting drmgirl622:
    Yesterday laughing with my best friend about yoga and farting was just what the Dr ordered. In all this leather, fishnets and collars a hearty laugh will always bring calm and contentment.
THAT is the sign of a TRUE friend when your convos are as likely to cross the lines of fitness, fashion AND farting all in the same hour!

Sometimes I make a move, sorry to leave my home, but hope I will find another of equal character.
At night I gaze at the starry mass with no idea to which one the earth attached.
May'be that cute little one over there or that one that sits alone in the inky black
.
~~ 'My place amongst the stars' c/o former member SPB ~~


cuzisaid 53F  
14988 posts
4/7/2018 11:57 pm

    Quoting sophis_id:
    Ya'll self care yourselves all the way to the Big D....snickers....Dallas ya pervs!!!
Tis on the agenda my beauty but the schedule seems to have a timeframe and assistant writers of its own lately. i declare an 18 month moratorium on spending and travel and daned if more events come up than ever before. The cosmos like to fuck with me.

Sometimes I make a move, sorry to leave my home, but hope I will find another of equal character.
At night I gaze at the starry mass with no idea to which one the earth attached.
May'be that cute little one over there or that one that sits alone in the inky black
.
~~ 'My place amongst the stars' c/o former member SPB ~~


cuzisaid 53F  
14988 posts
4/8/2018 12:06 am

    Quoting GOD_GOD_GOD:
    A stairway to heaven inside a trunk with a dick? Is it a sign of things that must cum to pass? Escape through the tree house of Babble when your enemies surround you ! Let the light shine from scenic 3D wallpaper to temper the dawn of new beginnings! Be as one with the tide when days becalmed in the Doldrums offer not a shred of breeze to tighten slack sheets, and know your subterranean caverns well, for it is said that when the Bohemian (Gypsy) sings a song about rapture, the World will be tempted. Lucky the ones that do not hear such a song! They shield their ears and seek the places that sound cannot penetrate! My chosen shall awaken to greet the new day! I am the Alpha and Omega!
One of these days you're gonna sstop telling me NO and im gonna keep you and squeeze you and call you....well not George...prolly 'spinning biscuit gear tickler' or something equally brilliant cuz you make me laugh and sigh delightedly while maybe ocassionally wanting to flick you in the eyebrow with a pinky nail all at the same time. xoxoxoxo

Sometimes I make a move, sorry to leave my home, but hope I will find another of equal character.
At night I gaze at the starry mass with no idea to which one the earth attached.
May'be that cute little one over there or that one that sits alone in the inky black
.
~~ 'My place amongst the stars' c/o former member SPB ~~


cuzisaid 53F  
14988 posts
4/8/2018 12:09 am

    Quoting DancingDom:
    The only thing I did not like seeing in these photos..a TV.

    Check out Madonna Inn in San Luis Obispo, CA.
The TV irritated me too and I wouldnt use it for anything other than maybe a weather forecast, but since they are mostly family suites I understand why they are there. Still.....Id prolly hide it with the chair or something. It ruins the theme!

Ooooooooo that is a jazzy kind of place in CA. Same type of themed rooms and then some. I loved the circular building too. Thank you sweetie!

Sometimes I make a move, sorry to leave my home, but hope I will find another of equal character.
At night I gaze at the starry mass with no idea to which one the earth attached.
May'be that cute little one over there or that one that sits alone in the inky black
.
~~ 'My place amongst the stars' c/o former member SPB ~~


cuzisaid 53F  
14988 posts
4/8/2018 12:12 am

    Quoting SylviaSoulier:


    That’s a nice thick trunk #phenarrphenarr

    I’m glad to see you back.

    Maybe we should all go Friends only.

    Be a shame to shut the doors to keep one large elephant out of the room though.
I LOVE the crazy fun decor. My inner kid is just so charmes by how simple and fun it is that it has become a MUST DO.

*grins* Id go friends only blog ONLY to irritate at random those who irritate me. LOl Im super duper mature like that.

Verbal nerf gun shots to my squishy enemies!

Sometimes I make a move, sorry to leave my home, but hope I will find another of equal character.
At night I gaze at the starry mass with no idea to which one the earth attached.
May'be that cute little one over there or that one that sits alone in the inky black
.
~~ 'My place amongst the stars' c/o former member SPB ~~



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