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Went for a T party, got 4th fuq'd by a bostonboi, snooze at 11 The Bboi was inspired by the wolf guy with great hips (can't recall his new profile name) do a boredom buster: Ten Answers Questions You Didn't Ask or FUQs, Frequently Unanswered Questions. Ten Answers to Questions You Didn39t Ask He thought this might be a fun exercise. I concured. If you also think so, please feel free make one yourself then try make one of the facts not rewriting the missing words and screaming at alt. Mmmmm maybe not. Here goes a lot of something about nothing.....ten facts about anything me today. 10. Right now I am sans bra, shoes and contact lenses while gunpowder explodes beautifully outside my front door every few feet and every few seconds. Bad things are bound to happen, hence posting this to help keep me out of trouble. The fireflies can only keep me in line for so long. 9. I've been fingerprinted over 100 times. 8. It has been so long since I've had sex, I am officially considered a born again virgin. 7. I'm debating selling rights to my new cherry on e-beg. 6. Logging in here today, my Who's Online collage was like a celebrity decade montage. Christopher Lee, Thomas Dolby, Scott Sapp and lil Wayne all have photos here and are apparently kinky in Cleveland. I am hysterically amused by such laziness in fakery. 5. I've used 3 jars of Vaseline since January. 4. No, I'm not telling if #8 & #5 are related in any way. 3. The best thing I learned this year is the origin of the word HANGOVER. There were photos. I'm still laughing and nodding. I just knew I was a sailor in a former life. 2. It took over 2 hours for me to figure out how to a new DVD yesterday. Seriously....don't ask. 1. There are dried grits stuck my fingernail that I can't get off. It's like a nightmare psycho chef manicure. I'm trying figure out if I can patent it and sell it nail salons in unmarked bottles at marked prices. Sometimes I make a move, sorry to leave my home, but hope I will find another of equal character. At night I gaze at the starry mass with no idea to which one the earth attached. May'be that cute little one over there or that one that sits alone in the inky black. ~~ 'My place amongst the stars' c/o former member SPB ~~ |
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Do i really want to ask why you've used 3 jars of Vaseline......no, yes, no, yes 
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cuzi Welcome Back and Thanks for the laughs  A life spent making mistakes is not only more honorable, but more useful than a life spent doing nothing. George Bernard Shaw Jenny
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Using Christopher Lee as a profile pic is sheer genius. I wish I had thought of that. "In a time of universal deceit - telling the truth is a revolutionary act." ---George Orwell
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10. How do you know you're sans shoes if you haven't got your contacts in? Not that you can see past the girls looking that way anyway. 9. Jaywalking I'm sure. In PVC. 8. Me too 7.$5.00 bid 6. Make that $10, those guys are big spenders. 5. Toldja it'd fit. 4. I know you well enough to make assumptions. 3. How else would they get the idea of tying women to the far end of the boat? 2. If it involves you and 3 jars of Vaseline send me a copy. 1. Next time wash the Vaseline off before going in the kitchen. And send dinner with my DVD. 
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A "boredom buster", nah not with you cuz, fingerprinted 100 times plus had me wonder, what a catch? I was going to play along, but, nah. 
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If you start blogging again I'll send you a dick pic. Tempting, yes!?! Great success! "In a time of universal deceit - telling the truth is a revolutionary act." ---George Orwell
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If you start blogging again I'll send you a dick pic. Tempting, yes!?! Great success! Sometimes I make a move, sorry to leave my home, but hope I will find another of equal character. At night I gaze at the starry mass with no idea to which one the earth attached. May'be that cute little one over there or that one that sits alone in the inky black. ~~ 'My place amongst the stars' c/o former member SPB ~~
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