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Hey you! With SERIOUS apologies to Mr. Waters & aliljaded who posted my 2nd favorite Floyd song today on her blog. That was great, until I skimmed the recent blogs list and spent some time checking the site. It was all downhill from there, cuz unbidden, alt plus my favorite Floyd song combined into a free for all of ridiculous in my head. This is how it would have been written by a 20 21 alt member. Hey you! Out there on the web Feeling lonely, wanting head! Hey bitch, fuck me! Hey you! Shopping these alt aisles Of stolen photos and fake profiles Subs wanna suck me! Hey you, I've got needs, but I can't wait all niiIIiight! Don't give up yet. I like a good fight. Hey you! Do you wanna see my bone? I'm typing naked on my phone! Would you sext me? Hey you! No, I really cannot call, cuz My wifes sleeping down the hall. At least text me! Hey you, Don't you want to see true Domley cuuUUuum? Send me some pics! My arms going numb! This isn't only fantasy! I mow my lawn in chaps! Take a crop to A&P! Pretend you're not in sweatpants Mmmm your naked on my knee.... And his worm's taken over his brain. Hey you! My balls have got a load. Sluts should do what they are told! You can help me. Hey you! Out there perving blogs, You should be gobbing on my log! Watch those damn teeth! Hey you!!! That she blows. Take it aaAAaalll! My sack is dry. Asleep I must fall fall fall fall Sometimes I make a move, sorry to leave my home, but hope I will find another of equal character. At night I gaze at the starry mass with no idea to which one the earth attached. May'be that cute little one over there or that one that sits alone in the inky black. ~~ 'My place amongst the stars' c/o former member SPB ~~ |
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With SERIOUS apologies to Mr. Waters & aliljaded who posted my 2nd favorite Floyd song today on her blog. That was great, until I skimmed the recent blogs list and spent some time checking the site. It was all downhill from there, cuz unbidden, alt plus my favorite Floyd song combined into a free for all of ridiculous in my head. This is how it would have been written by a 20 21 alt member. Hey you! Out there on the web Feeling lonely, wanting head! Hey bitch, fuck me! Hey you! Shopping these alt aisles Of stolen photos and fake profiles Subs wanna suck me! Hey you, I've got needs, but I can't wait all niiIIiight! Don't give up yet. I like a good fight. Hey you! Do you wanna see my bone? I'm typing naked on my phone! Would you sext me? Hey you! No, I really cannot call, cuz My wifes sleeping down the hall. At least text me! Hey you, Don't you want to see true Domley cuuUUuum? Send me some pics! My arms going numb! This isn't only fantasy! I mow my lawn in chaps! Take a crop to A&P! Pretend you're not in sweatpants Mmmm your naked on my knee.... And his worm's taken over his brain. Hey you! My balls have got a load. Sluts should do what they are told! You can help me. Hey you! Out there perving blogs, You should be gobbing on my log! Watch those damn teeth! Hey you!!! That she blows. Take it aaAAaalll! My sack is dry. Asleep I must fall fall fall fall Sometimes I make a move, sorry to leave my home, but hope I will find another of equal character. At night I gaze at the starry mass with no idea to which one the earth attached. May'be that cute little one over there or that one that sits alone in the inky black. ~~ 'My place amongst the stars' c/o former member SPB ~~
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Very nice!
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And I mean that as a complement. Very creative.
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I missed your ridiculous 
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cuzi I love it  You have a wonderful sense of humour and a clever mind!  A life spent making mistakes is not only more honorable, but more useful than a life spent doing nothing. George Bernard Shaw Jenny
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Nicely Done. "Men need to hunt. She obviously understands this. She’s offering herself as prey. Not easy prey. But willing.”
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Well done
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I can only shudder in horror at what the laser light show for this version would entail. "In a time of universal deceit - telling the truth is a revolutionary act." ---George Orwell
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Girl, you still make me laugh. Missed ya.  Ars longa, vita brevis - Art is long, life is short  
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Nice. Howling at the moon and mal ad osteo.
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I can only shudder in horror at what the laser light show for this version would entail.
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*curtsies* Thank you for your tolerance! Sometimes I make a move, sorry to leave my home, but hope I will find another of equal character. At night I gaze at the starry mass with no idea to which one the earth attached. May'be that cute little one over there or that one that sits alone in the inky black. ~~ 'My place amongst the stars' c/o former member SPB ~~
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