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Those aren't my pants, thankfully Every day this month until Thanksgiving, think of one specific thing per day that you are thankful for and post . That's the goal anyway. Today I am thankful for: laughing so hard I peed my pants I just binge watched about 20 episodes of COPS: Reloaded. 's the best of the ridiculous. I just could NOT stop laughing. My faves.... Cop: why'd you make us chase you half way across the city? Dude: I stole the truck Cop: well at least you got smart and finally pulled over Dude: yeah, I ran out of gas. Cop: So you're trying to tell me you we' fighting? Dudette: No we wasn't fighting. I just told him a numerous of times and he don't listen so I had to stapbed him. Some dude: 's my m0ney. I earned . I mean I stole the paintballgun from Walmart and sold for half , but I eeeaaarrrrnnnn my m0ney. And my favorite.... Dude being patted down: That's not my crack Cop: You just watched me pull it out of your pants pocket. Dude: These aren't my pants.  It really shouldn't be this funny how outrageously stupid and deceitful people can be, but I'm grateful that is video of the absurdly criminal. Sometimes I make a move, sorry to leave my home, but hope I will find another of equal character. At night I gaze at the starry mass with no idea to which one the earth attached. May'be that cute little one over there or that one that sits alone in the inky black. ~~ 'My place amongst the stars' c/o former member SPB ~~ |
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Most crooks are dumber than flypaper. But they sure think they are smart. "One Big Sky Covers Us All Equally"
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I'm thankful for all my new "toys" 
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I'm thankful for a grizzly beard on a cold morning...kind of Dan Haggerty like.
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Most crooks are dumber than flypaper. But they sure think they are smart.  dumber than flypaper....and just as sticky and annoying. Sometimes I make a move, sorry to leave my home, but hope I will find another of equal character. At night I gaze at the starry mass with no idea to which one the earth attached. May'be that cute little one over there or that one that sits alone in the inky black. ~~ 'My place amongst the stars' c/o former member SPB ~~
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I'm thankful for all my new "toys"  Huh.You'd think all those toys n gratitude would dilute some of that provocative sass factor  Sometimes I make a move, sorry to leave my home, but hope I will find another of equal character. At night I gaze at the starry mass with no idea to which one the earth attached. May'be that cute little one over there or that one that sits alone in the inky black. ~~ 'My place amongst the stars' c/o former member SPB ~~
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Lol Kojak. Who loves ya baby?. Me of course. Still, I was more of a Beretta girl, not that I was old enough to watch either when they were on the air, but watch when they were on, I did. I loved me some huggy bear fashion. Prolly why I still love velvet, satin, lamé and obscenely large hats. That could also be attributed to Cher, Liberace and Elton. Hmmm, no hon, sorry, I'm not familiar with any current disappearances even wall of doll ones. Honestly my world has been revolving around 2 specific things and funnily enough 1 of them is technology and crime. We got some amazing news last spring and I spent an unTracy like amount of time on the internet trying to educate myself at a deep level on DNA, testing and familial cross referencing via mitochondrial DNA. Some I got. The rest....well....I seriously debated recruiting you for research help on an item or two, since outside your pot stirring and silliness you are my undisputed and unparalleled champion of checking out what's what and stumbling over interesting on the way to somewhere else. In the end I didn't because even if you were able to get a comfortable understanding of the sections I was overwhelmed by or struggling with, it wouldn't mean Iiiiiii could, even though I know you would bend backwards to break it down into tracynese. Like you mentioned about cctv, Im a big fan of the advances in technology helping to stop crime, free innocents and/or catch those who get away with harming others. I love you #porchlightproject Hell having my car hit twice while parked at home and having huge white streaks and busted taillights this summer had me even shopping for those damn vehicle cameras you talked about. It was just too tough figuring out ones that were mostly when I was parked not driving. If I didn't laugh at em on TV I'd possibly be a vigilante! Sometimes I make a move, sorry to leave my home, but hope I will find another of equal character. At night I gaze at the starry mass with no idea to which one the earth attached. May'be that cute little one over there or that one that sits alone in the inky black. ~~ 'My place amongst the stars' c/o former member SPB ~~
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The pic was allowed, surprisingly. And here I thought alt only approved professional and stolen photos Oh for heaves sak. Lol Belinda and cgt-gurls? Why the hell not! Xoxo Sometimes I make a move, sorry to leave my home, but hope I will find another of equal character. At night I gaze at the starry mass with no idea to which one the earth attached. May'be that cute little one over there or that one that sits alone in the inky black. ~~ 'My place amongst the stars' c/o former member SPB ~~
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I'm thankful for a grizzly beard on a cold morning...kind of Dan Haggerty like.  Your commitment to furocious facial hair has always been bar none. If I had a penis, I bet I'd find it almost commendable. As cold as it's been here, if you're dealing with anything remotely the same, I sure cant fault you. I course it'd prolly be more believable had you not posted a pic within the past week showing a really cute suede jacket and a mostly perfectly acceptable goatee. With racing stripes. Sometimes I make a move, sorry to leave my home, but hope I will find another of equal character. At night I gaze at the starry mass with no idea to which one the earth attached. May'be that cute little one over there or that one that sits alone in the inky black. ~~ 'My place amongst the stars' c/o former member SPB ~~
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wow Seriously???? Sometimes I make a move, sorry to leave my home, but hope I will find another of equal character. At night I gaze at the starry mass with no idea to which one the earth attached. May'be that cute little one over there or that one that sits alone in the inky black. ~~ 'My place amongst the stars' c/o former member SPB ~~
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That's.... that's...that is horrible!!!!! And positively shameful. Sometimes I make a move, sorry to leave my home, but hope I will find another of equal character. At night I gaze at the starry mass with no idea to which one the earth attached. May'be that cute little one over there or that one that sits alone in the inky black. ~~ 'My place amongst the stars' c/o former member SPB ~~
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Alien death chili? That would be a great band name!!!! Hmmm if you go deep sea, I'm coming too. Just so ya know. You know I wanna be a mermaid for fucks sake!!! I'm not sure what Him you're talking about, so I'll just work on practicing my tail flips and learn a siren song or two. Tomorrow is Nessie. Sometimes I make a move, sorry to leave my home, but hope I will find another of equal character. At night I gaze at the starry mass with no idea to which one the earth attached. May'be that cute little one over there or that one that sits alone in the inky black. ~~ 'My place amongst the stars' c/o former member SPB ~~
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