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The monster in your pants, thankfully Every day this month until Thanksgiving, think of one specific thing per day that you are thankful for and post . That's the goal anyway. Today I am thankful for: Men, and their obsessive no rules, no holds barred desire to with their penis. From the book of penis puppetry, my favorite is hands down(and balls up) this one. After all, doesn't brag about seeing the Coch Ness monster.  Sometimes I make a move, sorry to leave my home, but hope I will find another of equal character. At night I gaze at the starry mass with no idea to which one the earth attached. May'be that cute little one over there or that one that sits alone in the inky black. ~~ 'My place amongst the stars' c/o former member SPB ~~ |
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cuzi LMAO - this is priceless  A life spent making mistakes is not only more honorable, but more useful than a life spent doing nothing. George Bernard Shaw Jenny
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Photo looks like someone grabbing a slimy toad. "One Big Sky Covers Us All Equally"
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I am stealing this for naked stupidity! Funny as hell
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lol. very clever. wonder who thinks of this stuff?
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Not sure why you would label it obsessive... Afterall it is the only characteristic that easily defines us from womb to grave from a woman.. So id think yeah..it's kinda of a big deal
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Hum, after looking at the Loch Ness monster I think I'll be thankful for tacos 
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I love to have my balls & cocktail pulled & stretched
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 ... Ars longa, vita brevis - Art is long, life is short  
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cuzi LMAO - this is priceless Sometimes I make a move, sorry to leave my home, but hope I will find another of equal character. At night I gaze at the starry mass with no idea to which one the earth attached. May'be that cute little one over there or that one that sits alone in the inky black. ~~ 'My place amongst the stars' c/o former member SPB ~~
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Photo looks like someone grabbing a slimy toad. I am so fascinated by the instructions, the pic is mostly an after thought. Sometimes I make a move, sorry to leave my home, but hope I will find another of equal character. At night I gaze at the starry mass with no idea to which one the earth attached. May'be that cute little one over there or that one that sits alone in the inky black. ~~ 'My place amongst the stars' c/o former member SPB ~~
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I am stealing this for naked stupidity! Funny as hell If I had a dick, I'd have a whole collection of dick imitating life selfies. Sometimes I make a move, sorry to leave my home, but hope I will find another of equal character. At night I gaze at the starry mass with no idea to which one the earth attached. May'be that cute little one over there or that one that sits alone in the inky black. ~~ 'My place amongst the stars' c/o former member SPB ~~
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lol. very clever. wonder who thinks of this stuff? Id bet the farm it was male motivated  Sometimes I make a move, sorry to leave my home, but hope I will find another of equal character. At night I gaze at the starry mass with no idea to which one the earth attached. May'be that cute little one over there or that one that sits alone in the inky black. ~~ 'My place amongst the stars' c/o former member SPB ~~
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Not sure why you would label it obsessive... Afterall it is the only characteristic that easily defines us from womb to grave from a woman.. So id think yeah..it's kinda of a big deal  Awwww c'mon Leeeoooooo. You know Im just jealous of the cock rocking gender. Sometimes I make a move, sorry to leave my home, but hope I will find another of equal character. At night I gaze at the starry mass with no idea to which one the earth attached. May'be that cute little one over there or that one that sits alone in the inky black. ~~ 'My place amongst the stars' c/o former member SPB ~~
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Hum, after looking at the Loch Ness monster I think I'll be thankful for tacos Nice!!!!I'm impressed with the messy Nessy myself, because of the sheer creativity of it. Plus other than our hair, women really don't have a malleable body part to Michaelangelo. I feel so cheated out of crude self man handling. Sometimes I make a move, sorry to leave my home, but hope I will find another of equal character. At night I gaze at the starry mass with no idea to which one the earth attached. May'be that cute little one over there or that one that sits alone in the inky black. ~~ 'My place amongst the stars' c/o former member SPB ~~
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I love to have my balls & cocktail pulled & stretched  That does seem to be a pretty common like for the penises of my experience as well. They are much tougher than they look and they love every rough handling second of it Sometimes I make a move, sorry to leave my home, but hope I will find another of equal character. At night I gaze at the starry mass with no idea to which one the earth attached. May'be that cute little one over there or that one that sits alone in the inky black. ~~ 'My place amongst the stars' c/o former member SPB ~~
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It has been especially rainy in some spots lately. Having frogs and fish as wet weather buddies is sound thinking. Stinky.....but sound. Your paths make labyrinth creators jaws drop in amazement. Why act like a straight path would ever be satisfying? You are WAAAAAYYYYY too old for that shit That is NOT groping just so you know!! maybe more of no 2 the naught nazti would direct your focus back to more realistic bad porn!Lololololol XO XO 💋 XO XO Sometimes I make a move, sorry to leave my home, but hope I will find another of equal character. At night I gaze at the starry mass with no idea to which one the earth attached. May'be that cute little one over there or that one that sits alone in the inky black. ~~ 'My place amongst the stars' c/o former member SPB ~~
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... Right! And I'll bet we both came up with names of the bois who would be allllll over this without having to even think about it. I know if I were a dude I'd be guilty as hell Sometimes I make a move, sorry to leave my home, but hope I will find another of equal character. At night I gaze at the starry mass with no idea to which one the earth attached. May'be that cute little one over there or that one that sits alone in the inky black. ~~ 'My place amongst the stars' c/o former member SPB ~~
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Only wild childz can do a wrong path, right! You lock lipped nagger, you. I have a swiss cheese menopause mind these last few years so I have Ben grumpy and a bit demented myself. That sounds so much more fun than it actually is. Bummer. Seriously, not serious? I've got to think about that one. But I definitely won't be doing so watching natzshe porn. Im allergic to the heavy wool suits and severe frowns. I think it's cuz their ponytails are too tight. Sometimes I make a move, sorry to leave my home, but hope I will find another of equal character. At night I gaze at the starry mass with no idea to which one the earth attached. May'be that cute little one over there or that one that sits alone in the inky black. ~~ 'My place amongst the stars' c/o former member SPB ~~
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 Nessie is quite hairy on the hump. So your thankful for a Loch Ness pinatas? 
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Nessie is quite hairy on the hump. So your thankful for a Loch Ness pinatas? You don't know!!  Bahahahaha did you just....You DID!! A PENATA?!?! I'm freaking dying laughing(no really, I laughed until I coughed now I can't really breath right) I bet Nessie and fur...er merman wouldn't make me not breath  Sometimes I make a move, sorry to leave my home, but hope I will find another of equal character. At night I gaze at the starry mass with no idea to which one the earth attached. May'be that cute little one over there or that one that sits alone in the inky black. ~~ 'My place amongst the stars' c/o former member SPB ~~
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Different from the usual one eyed snake
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