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Blogs > cuzisaid > Swine & Pearls exist even here

cuzisaid 53F  
5590 posts
4/10/2022 8:00 am
Limppricks

Laughing Sal was a scary gal,
Her grinning face, a mask.
Slide some m0ney her way,
Fortunes coming, she'd say,
Or not, just remember, you asked.

************************************

Why are Limericks dirty
Mostly they aren't even flirty.
Just a few lines of crude
And glaringly rude
Words of sex offered truly absurdly.
Sometimes I make a move, sorry to leave my home, but hope I will find another of equal character.
At night I gaze at the starry mass with no idea to which one the earth attached.
May'be that cute little one over there or that one that sits alone in the inky black.
~~ 'My place amongst the stars' c/o former member SPB ~~
drmgirl622 68F  
26058 posts
4/10/2022 8:03 am

 Limericks were made to bring a chuckle


bdsmDOMdaddy 61M
4113 posts
4/10/2022 8:12 pm

 3 of my fav limericks...

There was a young lady from Kew
Who said, as the bishop withdrew
Oh the Vicar is quicker
And thicker and slicker
And four inches longer than you.

There once was a fellow O'Doole
Who found little red spots on his tool
His Doctor a cynic
said Get out of me clinic,
And wipe off that lipstick you fool!

there once was a man from Nantucket
with a dick so long he could suck it
he said with a grin
as he licked off his chin
"if my ear was a cunt I would fuck it."


jenny14 75T  
90304 posts
4/11/2022 12:34 am

 cuzi

Thanks for making me smile
A life spent making mistakes is not only more honorable, but more useful than a life spent doing nothing. George Bernard Shaw

Jenny


cuzisaid 53F  
14988 posts
4/12/2022 7:14 pm
    Quoting drmgirl622:
    Limericks were made to bring a chuckle
They sure are, girl. They're also very hard to do clean lol
Sometimes I make a move, sorry to leave my home, but hope I will find another of equal character.
At night I gaze at the starry mass with no idea to which one the earth attached.
May'be that cute little one over there or that one that sits alone in the inky black.
~~ 'My place amongst the stars' c/o former member SPB ~~


cuzisaid 53F  
14988 posts
4/12/2022 7:20 pm
    Quoting  :
Other than a beer or soda, what's a chaser???

I do approve of vigorous eye rolling, though maybe not the kind you mean.

Ha! I was trying to remember who wrote the Hercule Poirot stories this weekend. I didn't come up with any nifty lil mnemonics ike you did though. Doughnut holes. Lolololol
Sometimes I make a move, sorry to leave my home, but hope I will find another of equal character.
At night I gaze at the starry mass with no idea to which one the earth attached.
May'be that cute little one over there or that one that sits alone in the inky black.
~~ 'My place amongst the stars' c/o former member SPB ~~


cuzisaid 53F  
14988 posts
4/12/2022 7:22 pm
    Quoting bdsmDOMdaddy:
    3 of my fav limericks...

    There was a young lady from Kew
    Who said, as the bishop withdrew
    Oh the Vicar is quicker
    And thicker and slicker
    And four inches longer than you.

    There once was a fellow O'Doole
    Who found little red spots on his tool
    His Doctor a cynic
    said Get out of me clinic,
    And wipe off that lipstick you fool!

    there once was a man from Nantucket
    with a dick so long he could suck it
    he said with a grin
    as he licked off his chin
    "if my ear was a cunt I would fuck it."
I can see why.

Case in point! The good memorable ones are all dirty.
Sometimes I make a move, sorry to leave my home, but hope I will find another of equal character.
At night I gaze at the starry mass with no idea to which one the earth attached.
May'be that cute little one over there or that one that sits alone in the inky black.
~~ 'My place amongst the stars' c/o former member SPB ~~


cuzisaid 53F  
14988 posts
4/12/2022 7:24 pm
    Quoting jenny14:
    cuzi

    Thanks for making me smile
They were trite and ridiculous but fun to do, Jen, cuz I had to work at it. Who knew cleaning up my mouth would be so enjoyable
Sometimes I make a move, sorry to leave my home, but hope I will find another of equal character.
At night I gaze at the starry mass with no idea to which one the earth attached.
May'be that cute little one over there or that one that sits alone in the inky black.
~~ 'My place amongst the stars' c/o former member SPB ~~


rydermantel 69M
24983 posts
7/22/2023 8:03 pm

 We are now in the last week of July. It is hot and I need to smile.


cuzisaid replies on 11/7/2023 6:14 pm:
I hope you got a smile, then.

Here's another 🙂


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